Absolutely. :x Include a shitty 80's soundtrack and I am sooooooo down.

Like the rain after a hot summer's day.

Very unlikely, considering I never meet women I'd like to date.

Lemonade diet. Never again, the lemon times!

I used to play the piano as a child. Regretfully I gave it up due to my crippling genius in other areas. ;)

Too weak. I will always favor a dominant, aggressive and firm kiss over something that is lackluster and tepid.

That isn't to say I want violence visited upon my mouth; You can kiss someone tenderly and still be forceful about it. I want my lover to kiss me as if to firmly say 'Mine!' each and every time he does it.

I do.

I dated several.

Sure I can.

I just dislike them intensely. ;)

In all seriousness, though? I tolerate most people.

Yes. It is.

Nothin' but the dog in me.

People have pointed out the supposed similarity before but I really, really do not see it. I get that we're both (presumably) Polish, but that seems to be about it for me as far as similarities go.

I think -you- know the answer to that question. ;)

Yes. Unequivocally, yes.

Ugh, none of them. I only used OKCupid for a bit of a laugh and bit off way more than I could chew. Though if you want to have a bit of a laugh at my profile, here it is: http://www.okcupid.com/profile/zofia_szeretlek

Yep. IRL dating isn't intimate enough. That makes plenty of sense to me and the people who 'get it'. I can't really explain that to people who don't.

I don't have one...?

e) Breasticles.

HAH! Now I can RETALIATE IN KIND!

Skype. And no, I will not answer voice calls or show you my tatas on cam. You need a wow subscription in order to qualify for that ;)