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the vision of one eye blinking.
all my lov!
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it seems as much, sadly. i really liked the format tho, thought it had promise, even. so it goes....
<3 x0z -
in addition to the usual dilation of time and space, it gives one the ability to change skin chroma and texture at will.
it calls to you the imaginal creatures of your preference (hell some people don't like gnomes, machine-elves, or fire-breathing flying cephalopods) to dance and sing and play with you, and pays your rent for a month with no pesky side effects like time wasted on the grid, debt, or cerebral numbness..
it transports you to wherever you wish to be, accompanied by your desired weather conditions, and surrounds you with the folks of your choice (or lack thereof, if you'd prefer to be alone for the ride)
it transforms all sucky music into a symphony unmatched by the most illuminated composers.
at the peak of the experience, your mind, body, soul, toes, and tentacles erupt into everlasting coitus with the void core of the universe itself, expanding into vastness. you die and come back to life again. when you come back, ordinary people actually believe the story, refrain from committing you to in-patient psychiatric care, then forget you existed all together.
not only all that, it delivers pizza, frop, and a massage at the precise moment its effects begin to taper off...
it phones in sick to work for you when the sun rises, using a special language and tone which not only gets you off the hook for the next day or so, but convinces your boss you deserve more money for less effort and time spent on the clock.
it is untracable by all present and future known urine/blood/hair-strand/spinal-fluid/etc screening methods, and boosts your immuno-response to viruses, bacterial infections, allergens, and greyfaced jackasses.
it's abundant as the sky, costs nothing, and is completely legal in all states, nations, planetary federations, galactic jurisdictions, and universes. even if it weren't, it is undetectable by police officers because it doesn't have a smell, taste, colour, shape, vibrational frequency, or factual existence...
have some today, drink it up! x0z -
i don't know anything about basketball, dood.
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oh fuck, this again...
if you like potlucks, you should get a group of real friends that share your actual interests who hopefully accept you for who you are.
that's all i have to fucking say.
if you like hyper-intellectual well-articulated bullshit political arguments over nonsense that doesn't matter, go to your nearest comic book convention.
if you're looking for what crowley promised you, i can't fucking help you. nobody can.
if you like fancy robes and jewelry, and memorizing more far out victorian hipster slang than it actually takes to get to a place of altered brainspace, i recommend your nearest shakespeare fellatio society.
if you want the family you never had, who sorta really get you like nobody else has and is willing to put up with all your faults while massaging your weaknesses so that they can take from you what you need, i suggest you have yourself committed to an in-patient mental hospital. or the morgue.
but under no circumstances will i ever back you up on that decision, unless it's to end an esoterically clingy, psychically vampiric social interaction i'm sick of having with you.
in other words : MAKE YOURSELF OR DO NOT FUCKING TALK TO ME ABOUT IT.
all my lov! (x0z) -
dood.
okay, so you spelled this slightly fuckt, and re-asked me this 11 times.
i'm pretty sure you should ask me again, like, later?
much lov, x0z -
adhesives, gravity..
science, it's really up to us.
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alot of that is in the hands of the great comic-assed question mark, now, isn't it?
BTW: PLAY MERZBOW FOR ALL CHILDEN NOW!! (or vote for this pickle, it's really up to you)
mwah! (x0z) -
i suspect that shore is right there imprinted upon your developmental memory-banks, from whence you evoked him onto this webpage.
question(s) for you: (you don't have to answer aloud)
why was he named shore? what sort of things did you do together? why do you want him back, and what would that do for you?
what do you hope to gain by reclaiming what shore signifies to you?
i suggest looking for that instead.
xiao and chao! x0z -
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i've procrastinated on this one, mulling it over quite a bit. it's a real poser, no?
i'm hesitant to respond, i think, because i'm somewhat afraid to put a price on my own head, especially if baby cows are the currency.
that aside, i'd be hard pressed to give a non-biased and objective estimate.
veal is valuable to a carnivorous afficianado, worthless to a vegan, however one might juxtapose cranial equity to it, regardless of where my own wildly fluctuating self-opinion may roam.
suppose we leave such an appraisal to a qualified butcher?
good question!
meow, x0z -
usually boils down to either caring too deeply to the point of compulsion, or oppositely a hyper-flippance masking distorted perception if not near-total blindness.
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now here's a question i wouldn't DARE answer crudely, but :
i can think of at least a few more entertaining ways to get the answer to this, can't you?
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if i want the ability to pull a gig out of my ass at the last minute when needed, it helps to have one up there in the first place...
xiao! x0z -
my throat singing teacher taught me that you can get any song out of your head by humming 'the girl from epanema' to yourself.
sure, it gets the girl from epanema stuck in your head instead, but isn't that prettier?
as for lady gaga, i'm far more concerned that s/he seems to be an unpreventable trainwreck at present.
WHAT WILL PEOPLE THINK OMG?!?!
xiao and chao, x0z -
how many inner monkeys can eat bananas on the head of a redundant question?
here's a go : inside each of my inner monkeys are several more inner monkeys containing within them several more, and several more within those, and cetera.
there's nothing expressedly MAGIXAL about this at all. it's pure science and pure gold.
how's that for a bullshit answer?
also, here's a hint: pizzamancy is already taken by danny chaoflux.
as high priest/ess of the order of the temple of the shrine of the fetish of the holy whateverthefuck and in the service of the name of the great question mark, the princess bids you interesting travels in interesting times.
xiao and chao! x0z -
you fetishes are fetishes of your own. them fetishes are other people's fetishes.
siriusly, tho :
cephalopods, especially the bioluminescent varieties of the deep sea.
x-rays, particularly from the veterinarian, especially when there's pins and instruments and other such foreign objects visible in them.
surgery photos. especially orthodontist's nightmare surgery photos.
candy. tacky candy, i like cheap mexican candy that swirls sweet, sour, spicy, and WTF together.
(my favorite is dark chocolate and licorice)
were-spider digital pornography from outside time. we'll say it's a "pseudo-sorcerous artbook" i'm "making" which i rarely show to others.
(COMING SOON TO WALMART!)
images and sounds that melt your brain to a swirling puddle of quivering gelatin and sculpt it back into a lattice of fractal-headed laughing buddha warriors.
ummm... i had better "take a shower" now.
phew, thanks for asking!
mwah and meow, x0z -
whenever i'm able to narrow it down to just one, well.. this concise scientific article explains EVERYTHING :
http://www.negativland.com/squant/
iohm, x0z -
well now, that all depends, doesn't it?
the sincerity of my answer would likely vary in ratio to the sincerity of the question you asked, and of the manner in which you asked it.
i would likely reveal some deep supposedly secret truth on it's face, disguised with humour so that you'd never know for sure wether to trust it without checking into the matter for yourself, yet would hopefully be amusing enough to have made the asking worth your while.
the princess doesn't fuck around, s/he FUCKS **AROUND** , get me?
xiao and chao, smartass!
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your question answers itself.
i'd be somewhat dubious and dishonest to advise abandoning the shadows, in particular the power discovered in moments of fear confronted.
do you really want to do away with the darkness, and why?
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