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Depends if you can really consider a several-years-old collection of text I'm borderline ashamed of a novel, but technically yes. Working on a much better one that'll hopefully have a first draft soon.
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Probably the Milky Way bars that have nothing but caramel in them.
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They both have their benefits and drawbacks.
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Toss up between Spence, Matt, John, Ben, or Pete, depending on the day and who's on their game.
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Depends on what activity I'm engaging in. If I'm gonna be running anywhere or walking for a long period of time? Sneakers.
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Supposing I were single? Natalie Portman, Emma Watson, or Karen Gillan.
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Pool. Less salty, no seaweed, no fish shit, no small creatures, no whale cum, and no risk of getting carried out to far or smashed in the face by a tidal wave.
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Future, just to see where shit's at, maybe see if I can get the jump on inventing something.
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Rich. Not having to worry about money is a lot better than everyone knowing who I am and rarely getting a moment's peace.
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Throw up due to gag reflex, then be annoyed by itchy throat for about an hour.
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Vampire. Healing, super strength/speed, eternal life, controlled transformations, and possibly other powers. Lot more angst, but I could deal.
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Jonnie Edelson’s Bio
I'm a fairly typical guy in most respects. My friends are my life, I'm storyteller at heart, and I love moving people with my works and my characters, whether it be to laughter, thoughts, or tears.
