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      UNFFF YES. I WILL WEAR YOU LIKE A GODDAMN HOCKEY MASK.

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      no, but maybe i should be. i'm a broke-ass bitch, after all.

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      unggghh, of course. muff diving is my favorite sport!

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      idk, i was just born this way~

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      Hmm. Patrick Bateman. Ignatius J. Reilly. Mirabelle Buttersfield. Maniac Magee (seriously).

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      I wanna go back to the '90s so bad, you have no idea. But other than that, maybe the roarin' 20s.

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      I ate fried alligator in New Orleans a couple years ago. It was chewy. But it tasted okay, I guess.

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      I've cooled off with the whole druggie thing, which I'm pretty proud of. Except for the occasional joint here and there, that is. But I've kicked the harder stuff. Don't need it.

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      A gigantic chicken caesar salad. half of it is still sitting in my fridge.

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      Sunrises, on the rare occasion that I'm awake to see them.

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      this is so delayed BUT i still want a raerae cake D:

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      Probably under my bed. It wasn't like, my fun hide-and-seek hiding place though, it was usually the go-to spot when I knew I was in trouble.

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      i don't know who this is but YES. PLEASE DO. i will always support nudity + cakes.

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      thanks! i'm not really sure what i'm doing yet, i've got lots of people who want to hang out with me so i'm not sure how i'm gonna divide my time, haha. but i'm sure it will be amazing, whatever i end up doing.

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      zeldarose responded to croun 24 Feb 10

      bj, seriously, stop making me think after i'm already finished with my homework. OKAY. i guess it'd be pretty neat to be reincarnated into... some badass predatory animal, like a lion or a shark or a fuckin' bear. or maybe a rich person. that'd be cool. or the pope. or a mermaid.

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Have you seen them? You know what I’m talking about. Those round-a-way girls. With them big booties and the stink. They need to wash they ass.

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