yes!!! someone broke into my car once and stole my favorite jacket!

no, but srsl, i was married once and we went our separate ways.

Of course I will. In fact I'm flying from my home, where I was born and live, in South America just to vote for the american elections!

I prefer women closer to my age, but I do date younger occasionally. I'm seeing a 21yo atm, which is a little younger than what I'm used to..

Benjamin Fucking Kane. this kid has talent.

also Catie, and im being serious here. i think she's talented, but she's got something very special that i find it quite rare these days: she has a major WILL to go after what she wants.

Catie

wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut oh no he di'in't!

Shaq in Kazaam

once you hurr you never durr





wait. actually, you do.

these are questions for wise men with skinny arms

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9WlTCS6XM4

Play

Billions of years. I don't see it dying any time soon.

I'm a simple man, with simple needs, so enough to get whatever I want and live comfortably.

Exercising and eating proper. I'm killing this hot bod.

Jesus Christ Omnicient, Lord of the Multiverse

QUER KETCHUP? RÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁ!

HIMYM? def season 3

1- Boy, you should have not come here.
2- Hell.
3- The Protomen - The Will of One

i guess its close to vacation time for the 'murikans, so they're probably planning summer stuffs and stuff

talk to her and get some! there's still a loooong time to next year, plenty of time to spend together.