sure

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Watch the movie There's Something About Mary to see how a zipper can fuck your franks n beans up.

I wish I had one. Every guy I've played with that was uncut always pre-cums and cut men rarely do, so you know that foreskin is doing something pleasurable

no

I'd be way to nervous

dick dancers? absolutely!

yes I would hide it . . . I wouldn't want the magnitude of it's size to intimidate the other guys there.

Depends on how we get along

both

Throw you out and lock the door.

I collect torture devices- specifically, the crucifix. If it doesn't have that little dude nailed to it, it's just a cross, it has to have Jesus on it. I have them lining two sides of a hallway and the most interesting one has Jesus stepping off the cross and releasing a dove.

Vultures Picnic. unfortunately most Americans don't care how multinational corporations operate and destroy anything that prevents them from maximizing profits.

How could Jesus walk on water?
Shit floats.

South Park / Family Guy

Is that like morning wood?
Think about my mum - it also helps to keep from climaxing when I'm banging a guy.

don't have one

yes

Past to take out Richard Strauss - the professor who warped the minds of the Neo-cons

yes and I pressed hard back :)