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I'd like a new camera for Christmas and some posh lenses. I know what I will get on two counts: a tour of the Doctor Who exhibition and the Star Trek Blu Ray. Might get some other DVDs, too. And a load of tat.
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My fear of people and the general unknown.
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Glasgow. Fourteen bottles of Stella. Can't remember leaving The Polo Lounge or anything else until the next morning. Or could it be when I dressed as Dorothy with some other friends dressing as other characters from The Wizard Of Oz for new year 1990 and going on a pub crawl?
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Technically, I am employed although my employer only pays me thirty to forty per cent of my former salary. We get by.
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Tried and succeeded, but that was some time ago when I was young and nimble.
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I answer every question with complete honesty.
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All my family think a certain boyfriend was always faithful to me. Sadly, that's not the case. He went off to Spain to get banged by his ex for a week early in our relationship and caught chlamydia.
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I'd rather be straight. Death isn't a pleasant prospect.
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I've still got my health by Bette Midler. http://www.last.fm/user/fabulousminge
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There's a lot of misogyny attached to sexual swear words. Call someone a dick or a prick and it's relatively harmless having connotations of stupidity. Call someone a cunt and it's the worst thing on earth! A woman's vagina is the worst thing on earth? That's misogyny if ever I heard it. Over-using the word will soften it, taking away some of its venom, I think. So, "cunt" - use it today! http://www.absoluteastronomy.com/topics/Cunt
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Most memorable: first time; thought I'd been run over by a truck. Enjoyable: it's always enjoyable. It's just a long time ago.
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When the robbery was going on, the robber asked me for the security tapes. I told him to get them himself.
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Biggest turn on is actually an average face; nose not too big nor too small etc... Turn off? Really skinny guys.
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I'd kiss Joey, marry Ross and dump Chandler.
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Don't laugh; I think Alison Moyet would make a marvellous PM. All the gaul and stamina of Thatcher with the love and compassion of Princess Diana.
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Chocolate, fags and booze. Oh, and bleach. Sometimes laundry detergent. All the things one can't live without.
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With those nails? La Streisand!
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Minge’s Bio
I'm a thief and a shit-kicker.
