You're my Honeybunch, Sugarplum
Pumpy-umpy-umpkin, You're my Sweetie Pie
You're my Cuppycake, Gumdrop
Snoogums-Boogums snore, You're the Apple of my Eye
And I love you so and I want you to know
That I'll always be right here
And I love to sing sweet songs to you
Because you are so dear

I like going on dinner dates with you in thai restaurants and then smoking ciggerettes outside freezing our asses off and then sharing icecream while huddled in the alley like hobos and then coming home to drink chai lattes and procrastinate homework.