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    1. spaz
      wtfspaz 4 Feb 11

      you are a fucking knob

      That was not a question. You fail.

    2. spaz
      wtfspaz 12 Nov 10

      How much is eleventy-billion-Canadian-dollars in US Dollars? -Sarge

      About $7.50.

    3. spaz
      wtfspaz 11 Aug 10

      If bad girls are bad and stupid girls get caught, what do good girls do?

      Me.

    4. spaz
      wtfspaz 17 Jun 10

      What is Satan's last name?

      Cheney.

    5. spaz
      wtfspaz 17 Jun 10

      Is that a Lotus Elan on the magazine cover? How the heck did you fit into that thing?! (Hope you didn't get this three times ... I hate Javascript.)

      Nope, it's a Mazda Miata. While that's not my Miata on the cover, I own one of the same vintage (1991) and drive it every day. I did replace the armrest/door handle with a leather strap for a little more hip room, but otherwise I fit just fine.

    6. spaz
      wtfspaz 10 Jun 10

      Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?

      Because shut up, that's why.

    7. spaz
      wtfspaz 10 Jun 10

      At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?

      Both.

    8. spaz
      wtfspaz 2 Jun 10

      WHY DOES YOUR BLOG SUCK SO BAD?

      Because I was too busy fucking your mom to update it.

    9. spaz
      wtfspaz 27 Apr 10

      Is that Mike Haggard or the guy from Cromartie High School performing the pile driver on the great white shark?

      Mike Haggar, the mayor of Metro City.

    10. spaz
      wtfspaz responded to thesenator 21 Apr 10

      What do you think about Michel Buble being stalked by a Velociraptor? http://bubleraptor.tumblr.com/ Also, how lame is it that my computer didn't know the word "velociraptor?"

      I hope the velociraptor gets him, and really fucking lame, respectively. My computer also does not recognize "velociraptor" and for that I may throw it into a river.

    11. spaz
      wtfspaz 13 Apr 10

      I have a friend who thinks that the Post Office is evidence that government-run programs work. How can I tell her that she's a total fucking idiot without hurting her feelings?

      I didn't search long enough to find 2009's numbers, but the USPS operated at a 3.8 BILLION dollar loss in 2008. If losing billions of dollars a year is her idea of a successful business venture, (I mean that IS pretty standard for a government run business) then yes, the Post Office is proof that a government run program works. Did she honestly think that the cost of stamps was covering the USPS's annual budget? Maybe you should just hurt her feelings and tell her shes a fucking idiot. Or send her to me and I'll tell her she's a fucking idiot. It's pretty clear in any case that she's a fucking idiot.

    12. spaz
      wtfspaz responded to thesenator 13 Apr 10

      What would you be doing if you weren't makin' shit up (.com)?

      My time is divided between the following categories:
      eating
      sleeping
      makin shit up
      costuming
      working
      driving
      touchin' it.

    13. spaz
      wtfspaz 10 Apr 10

      If you had an all expense paid trip to anywhere in the world, where would you go and why?

      The I.S.S., but only if I could fly on the shuttle.

    14. spaz
      wtfspaz 10 Apr 10

      what is your favorite color?

      When I was a little kid I'm told I claimed green to be my favorite color. Now I tend to go with blue.

    15. spaz
      wtfspaz 10 Apr 10

      If you could only eat one cheese for the rest of your life, what would it be and why?

      Cabot Seriously Sharp Cheddar. That shit is good. Lesser cheeses are for pussies.

    16. spaz
      wtfspaz 1 Apr 10

      If you had the chance to argue for one fandom to be uninvented...which would it be and what would be your argument against it?

      1) vampires don't sparkle in sunlight, they die.
      2) a 100+ year old person dating a girl in high school is not romance, it's pedophilia.
      3) Werewolves turn into wolves on the full moon, not whenever they're angry/about to fight.

      Any questions?

    17. spaz
      wtfspaz 1 Apr 10

      Which is is better: Riding in to battle on a Pterodactyl armed with a sling shot and explosive rounds or riding in to battle on a Brontosaurus while holding a smaller dinosaur, like a Dilophosaurus?

      I would prefer to ride into battle on a Triceratops armed with incendiary grenades.

    18. spaz
      wtfspaz 1 Apr 10

      Did you vote for this man? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNZczIgVXjg

      I have never lived in Georgia, so no.

    19. spaz
      wtfspaz 31 Mar 10

      Aunt Jemima vs. Mrs. Butterworth

      I'm pretty sure Mrs. Butterworth would stomp Aunt Jemima's pancake-makin' ass.

    20. spaz
      wtfspaz 27 Mar 10

      If you could invent one flavor of perogie, what would it be? Also, how do you spell purogee?

      It's Pierogies, and there is no need to invent any additional flavors, although I wish someone would stalk the American Cheese variety of Mrs. T's Pierogies in central Tennessee.

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