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    1. The wittiest bitch in the land
      wittybitch responded to keane 1 May 12

      What is your favorite ride or show at Disneyland?

      Haunted Mansion

    2. The wittiest bitch in the land
      wittybitch responded to Formspring 1 May 12

      Bath or shower?

      Shower

    3. The wittiest bitch in the land
      wittybitch responded to keane 29 Sep 10

      How are you?

      I'm surviving.

    4. The wittiest bitch in the land
      wittybitch 25 Feb 10

      Hair, strip, or shaved?

      Whatever I'm in the mood for.

    5. The wittiest bitch in the land
      wittybitch 25 Feb 10

      have you stopped calling yourself a leggy model finally? Because that shit was getting old. Kind of like your face.

      No.

    6. The wittiest bitch in the land
      wittybitch 22 Jan 10

      What TV shows are you watching right now?

      True Blood, Big Bang Theory

    7. The wittiest bitch in the land
      wittybitch 18 Jan 10

      What's your favorite type flower?

      I love Tulips or Orchids, but I'm always a sucker for some blood red roses.

    8. The wittiest bitch in the land
      wittybitch 12 Jan 10

      What was the worst job you've ever had?

      Probably being the hand surgeon's bitch. That much crying was unnecessary.

    9. The wittiest bitch in the land
      wittybitch 11 Jan 10

      If you found the fountain of youth would you choose to live forever?

      I don't know if I'd want to see the end of time, although it could be interesting. I'd rather die and come back and haunt people.

    10. The wittiest bitch in the land
      wittybitch 11 Jan 10

      If you were stranded on a desert island, which one person would you bring with you?

      Probably my mom. She's awesome, and she's a nurse.

    11. The wittiest bitch in the land
      wittybitch 11 Jan 10

      What's the most unselfish thing you've ever done?

      Probably when I have given free childcare. I know mommies need it.

    12. The wittiest bitch in the land
      wittybitch 9 Jan 10

      Do you date guys shorter than you?

      If they're okay with it, I'm okay with it.

    13. The wittiest bitch in the land
      wittybitch 8 Jan 10

      What's the best place near you to get a drink?

      Right this second? I have a sake bottle on my desk.

    14. The wittiest bitch in the land
      wittybitch 8 Jan 10

      What websites do you indulge in for your daily porn fix?

      All of them.

    15. The wittiest bitch in the land
      wittybitch 8 Jan 10

      Have you ever considered taking insurance out on your legs? I can get you some great rates with low deductibles and no mileage restrictions.

      Actually, I have. I'm not kidding.

    16. The wittiest bitch in the land
      wittybitch 8 Jan 10

      I would recommending upgrading to Windows 7. It's hand's down the best Operating System on the market. You'll see some very nice improvements over the previous Windows versions. How computer literate would you consider yourself?

      I have better things to worry about than computer stuff, like working out, so very little.

    17. The wittiest bitch in the land
      wittybitch 8 Jan 10

      The colors on Facebook are the color of the people's bras they're wearing at that moment. It's for breast cancer awareness. As for the PC vs. Mac question. Whomever bought you the PC was smart. Does it run Windows 7?

      My mommy bought it for me last Christmas, so no. I'm happy with it.

    18. The wittiest bitch in the land
      wittybitch 8 Jan 10

      What's something a guy can do to impress you?

      Be intelligent- not just mentally, but emotionally. Laugh at my jokes. Actually get when I'm trying to be funny.

    19. The wittiest bitch in the land
      wittybitch 8 Jan 10

      Would you rather have the ability to fly, or the ability to breathe underwater?

      Fly.

    20. The wittiest bitch in the land
      wittybitch 8 Jan 10

      What is your favorite cheese and your favorite libation?

      I love, love, love a good brie. Favorite libation would probably be margaritas. I like to see creativity with them, though.

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