Workaholics. It's pretty tight butthole

He's actually the alter-ego for one Colonel Sanders.

Hellz naw!

I'm pretty sure making people laugh isn't a hidden talent.

I smile, and laugh. My mother is a hardcore Christian, who often acts in a ridiculous manner due to her faith. I'm not saying faith isn't a good thing, but anything you learn from a book written 'thousands' of year ago should be taken with a grain of salt. As for those who be taking your home? The beasty boys said it best 'You gotta fight! For your right! TO PAAAAAAR-TAAAAY!'

I handle them with a smile. Getting upset or angry to their face won't change anything. It won't make them more intelligent. So once they're gone, I will vent.

I'm going to drink sometime between monday and wednesday. Although, it should be noted not NEARLY as much or fast as last week. Damn what a hangover

Pompei, 3 years before the volcano

Definitely boobs.

Nope. Jerome is much more appropirate.

Basically? When you decide to.

You have to phrase it in the form of a question! :O

Probably quesadillas.

The Olive of course! Never been, so I had to assume that it's one badass, really fowl and disgusting olive.

Sparkies award for best cooking show! WOOP!

I don't take risks. I take calculated adventures.

I'd stick 'em up my nose, or something

If I could be president or leader of my country for a day, I'd spend it with the public. People get shit on enough, and 1 day isn't enough to really do much when it comes to government, except be with the people you're leading.

Thank you, whoever you are :D

If I could have one thing, RIGHT NOW? It really depends on whether it is material or not. If it was material, having a decent amount of money so I wouldn't be so stressed about school and all that, would be great. If it's not material, I think it'd be better organizational skills, or better sleeping habits. I'm pretty happy as it is right now, got people in my life I care about, it's summer, school was rough but went ok... So yeah, 1 of those