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   wikkie 5 Feb 11

   check out ma doubles

   good post

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   wikkie 5 Feb 11

   I boned a new girl and after a while my dick felt like I was fucking a lemon, now I have this tiny red patch on my dick from the confrontation. It doesn't feel bad or anything now so Iwas just wondering if she has a bottle of cleaning agent stashed in her

   me

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   wikkie 5 Feb 11

   Why do people say linux is communism

   to

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   wikkie 5 Feb 11

   berate my dumb dick for warezing all that porn, yeahh that's the stuff, spurting

   talk

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   wikkie 5 Feb 11

   there is a barrel here and it looks like someone has been at the bottom of it with some kind of sraping impliment

   why

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   wikkie 5 Feb 11

   Have you ever tried to suck yourself off?

   no

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   wikkie 5 Feb 11

   I fail to see how ending the day without your balls smashing against another dude's balls is in any way a failure.

   good

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   wikkie 5 Feb 11

   who the fuck puts a napkin on the bottom of a fucking salad

   what? never seen it!?

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   wikkie 5 Feb 11

   the most obvious thing that can be said about its existence from a gender point of view is that the human race owes a debt of gratitude to the male sex.

   yes, chest bump and maybe a nice cuddle by the fire after?! :)

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    wikkie 5 Feb 11

    Is this comparing apples with oranges? http://twitter.com/dontplaymepayme/status/32176839761854465

    I want to fuck her in the mouth

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    wikkie 5 Feb 11

    People are getting stupider by the minute, and the stupid people are breeding faster than the smart people. They watch mindless reality shows, and all anybody cares about is celebrity gossip and bullshit. What can we do?

    FUCK WHAT DO WE DO?!

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    wikkie 5 Feb 11

    What sort of questions do you want ?

    I just don't have time to answer all these dumb ones

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    wikkie 5 Feb 11

    I HAVE YOUR CAT. YOU WILL REPORT TO THE ARBY'S OFF MAIN STREET AT 7:30AM TOMORROW TO BEGIN CONSTRUCTION ON SUBTERRANEAN FORTRESS BENEATH ARBY'S OR THE CAT WILL BECOME BEEF N' CHED'S

    I'd do it without the blackmail

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    wikkie 5 Feb 11

    How can I increase my vocabulary ?

    Living

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    wikkie 5 Feb 11

    "STOP WAILING IN THE MIDDLE EAST" does that mean green peace hates led zepplin?

    My mind went fucked.

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    wikkie 5 Feb 11

    i need to learn how to sing chinese angry music

    Well I know some chinese. It's hard. Why angry?

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    wikkie 5 Feb 11

    I want to know the "distance" between memories

    Synapses

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    wikkie 5 Feb 11

    We're just hiccups in the background chaos of existence that your mind tries futilely to interpret. Eventually, one of those blips will return you to the entropy, and there will be no more. You know why you can't remember being born, or being very young?

    You started talking about two separate things they don't correlate.

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    wikkie 5 Feb 11

    Speaking of mums, could you tell her "thanks" on my behalf for last night, and ask her if next time she can make dinner fo rme before we get to business.

    She's in hospital. IS this like Kill Bill?

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    wikkie 5 Feb 11

    PAT ON BUM: NOT SERIOUS WHEN IT’S A MAN'S? A guy is crying sex discrimination after a girl colleague allegedly slapped him on the bum. OTT?

    OTT stands for what too lazy to look it up He should buck up unless she's persistent and means to do it as a male role.

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