I actually did this via PM recently. Well, maybe this will set a few things straight.

1. Her drinking, smoking and drug-taking. She claims to only smoke a single cigarette now and again but I still fear for her voice and her health. She exaggerates how much she drinks but I know she likes to get drunk now and again and loves her whisky and I fear that it'll do damage to her one day (which is why I hate when she says "I know alcohol will kill me one day"). She claims not to do cocaine anymore but smokes a bit of weed and takes a bit of ecstasy about twice a year. Not the most dangerous of drugs, but still drugs.
2. Releasing bonus tracks specific to certain countries on her debut album and producing different versions of the CD over time. Hate it when artists do that.
3. Releasing Telephone as a single. By far her most generic single that didn't show her full potential. It should have been something more interesting like Dance In The Dark.
4. The beat to the original Born This Way. It was a bit of a let-down considering all the original beats she'd composed in the past.
5. The over-running of her current tour and the timing of her upcoming tour. It's a complete mess because of her adding more dates and thus, throwing her upcoming works out of wack.
6. Her friendship and association with Perez Hilton and Beyonce. Can't stand either of them.
7. The comment she made about how she got off a plane after being cut out of her police tape outfit before she suffered deep vein thrombosis. She said she was all woozy and people thought she was drunk "on alcohol and valium - a Judy Garland cocktail!" Considering Judy Garland's accidental death and how much Gaga supposedly loves her, I thought this comment was rather tasteless.

So, there we are. You asked for five and I gave you seven. See? I'm not as crazy a fan as you may think.