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No, that one was fine. It is the ongoing lies ever since claiming to be 17 that is the problem.
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in response to your excellent, valid question, I need to ask this:
What is brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr Dre.
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Oh lord, challenging. I know McCahon is more "important", but on my walls I'd prefer a Walters. Oooh, that was way too Sophie's Choice for my liking.
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For extra brownie points it needs to be about her. How about saying you'd like to learn Hawaiian so you can sing her love songs while she strums her uke? And then warble a few lines of Yellow Bird. Total fucking winning formula.
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Fill your mooncup with goat dung, and plant it in the garden between uses. It cleans itself and does wonders for your strawberry crops.
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You can't, and you know what they say, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em. Happy picking!
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My immediate response was Edward, but if the passion involved actual conversation, well, probably still Edward. Sorry Leonard, but the pressure of trying to beclever would kill me.
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Possibly never. I have one son who is still very bad at that sort of thing, and one son who has always been very brilliant. Sorry.
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As a rule you'll need to be slightly covert with your pre-noon drinkies (unless you make a big show of bubbly), so I suggest a good glug of vodka behind the bike sheds.
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Hotere, Te Ratana and Broad.
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Pie, unless the cake option is Christmas cake, although if the pie is Christmas mince pie it all becomes quite difficult.
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The picture was taken of me on my way to the supermarket one morning, wish I'd know or I would've dressed up. Nah, seriously, it was taken by a woman named Louise Clifton, I can't find any contact details for her, but I can hook you up with someone who can, if you want.
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Kicking is the only method that gives me any joy. Were you in my room last night?
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Martha’s Bio
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