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    1. Sam
      voldemortspenis responded to Formspring 24 Mar 12

      Are you the life of the party?

      um, yes

    2. Sam
      voldemortspenis responded to Amusingfactss2 20 Feb 12

      Riddle: What is ‎2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2 x 0?

      0, obv

    3. Sam
      voldemortspenis 20 Feb 12

      Who do you like?

      Literally like 8 people

    4. Sam
      voldemortspenis responded to Amusingfactss2 20 Feb 12

      Mastrophobia is the irrational fear of breasts.

      same

    5. Sam
      voldemortspenis responded to Formspring 20 Feb 12

      What was the best thing that happened to you this weekend?

      Hooking upppppp

    6. Sam
      voldemortspenis responded to Formspring 5 Feb 12

      What do you like to do when you are feeling sick?

      Penis makes everything better

    7. Sam
      voldemortspenis 3 Feb 12

      Who do you like?

      Like 7 different people lol

    8. Sam
      voldemortspenis responded to Formspring 17 Jan 12

      Do you believe in magic?

      i go to fucking hogwarts.
      is that even a fucking question?
      i love it.

    9. Sam
      voldemortspenis responded to Amusingfactss2 17 Jan 12

      Andrew Jackson, when asked what was his greatest achievement of his career, he replied, "I killed the bank!". Jackson vetoed the banking bill in 1832 and successfully staved off central banking for a little longer. He's now printed on the twenty dollar.

    10. Sam
      voldemortspenis responded to Amusingfactss2 17 Jan 12

      In the original version of Sleeping Beauty, she was raped by the king and gave birth to 2 children... All before she woke up.

    11. Sam
      voldemortspenis responded to Amusingfactss2 17 Jan 12

      Chocolate contains phenylethylamine. The same chemical your brain produces when you fall in love. No love life? Eat chocolate.

    12. Sam
      voldemortspenis responded to Amusingfactss2 17 Jan 12

      You see your nose at all times, but your brain chooses to ignore it.

    13. Sam
      voldemortspenis responded to Amusingfactss2 17 Jan 12

      The answer to the last riddle is, The police officer saw the truck driver, not the truck. Many of you said the truck driver was walking, but i won't accept that answer because the truck driver could have been running or jogging.

    14. Sam
      voldemortspenis responded to Amusingfactss2 17 Jan 12

      Riddle: A police officer saw a truck driver clearly going the wrong way down a one-way street, but did not try to stop him. Why not?

    15. Sam
      voldemortspenis responded to Amusingfactss2 17 Jan 12

      A 53-year-old man, Michael Fuller, tried buying $476 worth of items at a Walmart with a one (1) million dollar bill. In the U.S, the largest bill in circulation is $100 and the government stopped making bills of up to $10,000 in 1969. He was arrested.

    16. Sam
      voldemortspenis responded to Amusingfactss2 17 Jan 12

      Love actually has nothing to do with your heart! It's all chemical reactions inside of your brain. People who cheat are not heartless but more like brainless.

    17. Sam
      voldemortspenis responded to Amusingfactss2 17 Jan 12

      I wish you all a very happy New Years and i hope 2012 will be a better year for you. You all are the best and may peace be with you at all times. Enjoy and see you all Next Year :)

    18. Sam
      voldemortspenis responded to Amusingfactss2 17 Jan 12

      Starbucks does not allow their employees to wear perfume on company time. It interferes with the seductive smell of the coffee they serve and its potential to attract costumers.

    19. Sam
      voldemortspenis responded to Amusingfactss2 17 Jan 12

      Actually there is a better answer to the last riddle. The seafloor. It can't be above you.

    20. Sam
      voldemortspenis responded to Amusingfactss2 17 Jan 12

      The answer to the last riddle is the ocean. So many people said shadow, but a shadow can be above you if there is light beneath you.

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