I signed up for a man, but you are just a bitch.
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It takes time.. Time heals everything, as cliche as it sounds, but it is very true. First of all, you need to avoid him as much as possible and avoid any contact that is possible (facebook, cell phone, skype, etc). If you keep on him Facebook or anything, you'll be so tempted to see what he's up to and usually you'll just be more heartbroken if you see he's moved on and you haven't. Secondly, don't be all lonely and mopey. The more alone time you have, the more often you're going to think of the break up and how much you miss him. Try hanging out with your friends as much as possible, or just go out and do things to get your mind off of him! Also, don't be afraid to flirt or talk to other guys! c: I'm not saying you're going to want to date them the next day, but moving on and talking to other guys is a big key factor (in my opinion). So really, just hang out with your friends and just try to have the mind set that he was not worth it. You'll find yourself so much happier in the long run<3
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it all depends on YOU . if you believe you're ready, and you are mature enough to handle the consequences if something happens, then be prepared . . anything can happen . but don't be some little 13 year old sleeping around, i think it's fucked up . i believe your first time should be special, not just to hop on the bangwagon and be like OHHH GIRL I JUST FUCKED, YOU JELLY !? it should mean something to you . . whether or not you stay together or not .
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i don't think you can be "too young" i think it has to do with a maturity thing . if you're 13 and having sex, at least have the fucking common sense to stay SAFE, honestly it's not that difficult . just fucking use your brain . if you get pregnant at 14, that's your own fault . don't expect a bunch of sympathy . . maybe you should have used protection . i mean if you plan on legit having a baby at that young of an age, then be fucking prepared . i don't know many 14 year olds who are going to stay with their baby daddy & be able to financially support their child . AND still get their education . more than likely, the parents would be taking care of it . i think it's stupid to have sex at a young age, at least unprotected .
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oh wow . . okay, well first of all i have kinda been in the same boat before . i've been in a relationship and my friends and i grew apart because they didn't like the guy . i've always told myself "friendships shouldn't ruin relationships, and relationships shouldn't ruin friendships" . try explaining to your friends just exactly how strongly YOU feel about him, and that's all that should matter . tell them that you value their friendship and you want to keep it, and you definitely don't want a relationship ruining that . try blancing your time to where you don't neglect your friends, and try to hang out with them where you can still try and hold on to your friendship . i think friendships are more important than being in a relationship, but like i've said i've been in the same boat . not all of your friends will always approve of who you're with, and i think that's just human nature . my friend's eventually got over it because they noticed how happy the guy made me . like i said, you should try and make your friends realize just how much this guy really means to you . if your friends don't like him, and they stop talking to you - then they're not really true friends . go try and talk to them <3 i'm not very good with advice, i'm sorry but i really did try to help :(
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probably sit on their ass and play video games and talk about the latest pussy they got .
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You obviously needed to tell a lot of people on Formspring something.
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well, usually girls don't just ask . . you can give him hints and start feeling on each other (foreplay and such) . imply that you want to have sex . . or just be straight up be like "hey baby . . let's fuck" LOL .
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She's so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Oprah. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Tyrone who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Indiana, and Oprah was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Tyrone, she'd be like, "Why didn't you call me back?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, "Oprah, I can't invite you, because I think you're lesbian." I mean I couldn't have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their *bathing suits*. I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall for high school, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess she's on crack.
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haha well thank you ! <333 i feel like i always give the worst advice !
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follow me everything is alright, i'll be the one to tuck you in at night and if you wanna leave, i can guarantee you won't find nobody else like me <3
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i just lol'd so hard . . . i bet you're like 11 with a centimeter peter . grodyyy :)
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take your tiny cock and go somewhere else, ya freak . . daaaamn, thanks in advance ! :)
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i lost my number, can i have yours ?
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The question is WHO ARE YOU? You're the one following me. I'M NOT FOLLOWING YOU.
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english and fluent in sarcasm .
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10 million dollars every year for the rest of my life . . i could use the money to make me look good ;)
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in all honesty, if you want a nice guy to like you . . then usually, you need to just start off as friends . if he's not willing to be friends, then just stop there because he'll probably be shallow and you can do so much better than that ;) buuutttt . . if you do become friends, get a little flirty but don't try too hard and get extreme . if you're too shy, then when you see him around talk with your friends and laugh, act like you're having fun . but try not to make it look fake . BE YOURSELF . never ever ever ever everrrrrrrrr change yourself in any way for a guy . smile and make eye contact with him, most guys like that . be cuuuute and try to get his attention . walk in front of him, usually he'll notice you :p or just straight up talk to him .
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☯ Kenzzzzie ☯’s Bio
dirrrty souf
I'm Kenzie & I'm a bitch, so you probably won't like me.
My specialty is advice, so don't be shy. I spam every once in a while, too. Don't get your hopes up, though.

