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    1. erica
      one year ago
      velcrokitty

      ayyyy how did u survive the holiday season. you got a new years resolution?

      i didn't! this is actually a ghost.

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    2. erica
      2 years ago
      velcrokitty

      http://abcnews.go.com/WN/american-heart-father-creates-morgans-wonderland-theme-park/story?id=10052908 Doesnt that story make you feel so warm inside that it makes you hate yourself for not paying more attention to people with special needs?

      Your search - * More Optionso More Optionso Deleteo Blocko Report Spam* Respondhttp://abcnews.go.com/WN/american-heart-father-creates-morgans-wonderland-theme-park/story?id=10052908 - did not match any documents.

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    3. erica
      2 years ago
      velcrokitty

      Does your cat make too much noise? Have you tried kitten mittens?

      asked by maskoficarus

      hahahahaah ohhhh charlie. so adorable. and incidentally one of my cats does make a ton of noise, however he mostly just needs a muzzle.

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    4. erica
      2 years ago
      velcrokitty

      The deeper you go, the more you learn about natural gas. Pun, or should we be drilling for these mysterious books of knowledge?

      TITS

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    5. erica
      2 years ago
      velcrokitty

      would you rather be part of a motorcycle gang or a pop music trio?

      asked by breathein

      pop trio HUGE. i would make sure i was as inappropriate as possible.

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    6. erica
      2 years ago
      velcrokitty

      Dog commercials seem to be getting very homosexual. I know thats more of a statement, but common.

      dog balls.

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    7. erica
      2 years ago
      velcrokitty

      Do you think Diane Sawyer wakes up every morning, looks in the mirror and says "Who the fuck do you think you are" and then downes a bottle of vodka and takes a bunch of pills?

      Yes, followed by punching her knuckles bloody, to 'put herself in her place.'

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    8. erica
      2 years ago
      velcrokitty

      Michelle Obamas clothes are hideous, do you think its her own style, or do you think she is trying to fit lables of previous first ladies?

      Honestly, for a first lady I like her style. I mean look at Laura or Barbara Bush....

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    9. erica
      2 years ago
      velcrokitty

      People arent asking you who you are because you have posted it in your bioline. Maybe you want people to ask "What is your primary directive?" So that you can inform them of such.

      I am not allowed to put into written word what my primary directive is.

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    10. erica
      2 years ago
      velcrokitty

      ____er than the see, ______er than the black boy, chasing after me! This makes you racist.

      i really hate clear people.

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    11. erica
      2 years ago
      velcrokitty

      Ms.Molly at upon it and cut her little ___-k me no more questions, tell me no more ____ the boys are in the bathroom zipping up their _____-are in the city, bees are in the park, Ms.Molly and her ___ are kissing in the ____-er than the ocean

      A BIG bag of donkey dicks!

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    12. erica
      2 years ago
      velcrokitty

      Can you fill in the blanks? Ms.Molly had a steam___. The steam___ had a bell, Ms. Molly went to heaven the steam___ when to ____-o operator, give me number____, and if you disconnect me, ill cut of your ___-the fridgerator there was a piece of____

      Ms Molly can suck a back of dicks.

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    13. erica
      2 years ago
      velcrokitty

      What year do you think they will add "Vagging" as a verb to the dictionary?

      goood FUCKING christ it needs to be now! GOD LIVE THE VAG.

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    14. erica
      2 years ago
      velcrokitty

      Side note: Are pez pills?

      pez are candy. sweet sweet candy. and also pulls. for the denial of self worth.

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    15. erica
      2 years ago
      velcrokitty

      I stubbed my toe, doesnt that suck?

      it would be worse if i stubbed mine.

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    16. erica
      2 years ago
      velcrokitty

      Di-Ann-Mother-Fucking-Sawyer

      MER-LIN FUCK-ING CAT

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    17. erica
      2 years ago
      velcrokitty

      Here we are in 2010, and we are still having problems with fossimax! How is your femur? And your lemur? How is he...how is he Erica? How is your lemurs femurs?

      my lemurs are FANTASTIC.

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    18. erica
      2 years ago
      velcrokitty

      What is one question you wish someone would ask you and the answer to that question?

      asked by maskoficarus

      i would love if anyone asked me why.. why i am me. the answer would take forever. the answer would be a compilation of love, creativity and passion.

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    19. erica
      2 years ago
      velcrokitty

      Does your van make ice cream noises?

      no, but i do.

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    20. erica
      2 years ago
      velcrokitty

      As an adult female, you are 55% water, which means that you are 55% water, and 40% Erica. There is a 5% margin of error.

      Well I am 75% ho, so really that makes a 70% margin of error. Wrap your brain around that.

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100% pure erica, total geek and ho'in it up (plus i'm a scarfasaurus)

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