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    1. Mikey Jay
      userdefault 31 May 10

      do you have a favourite song?

      i used to, but i dont know if i do anymore. maybe a top 10? :P

    2. Mikey Jay
      userdefault 31 May 10

      do most of the things i say make you fear for MY sanity? :P

      regularly, yes :P haha

    3. Mikey Jay
      userdefault 31 May 10

      what is MY favourite colour?

      Pink!

    4. Mikey Jay
      userdefault 31 May 10

      i'm flooding your formspring, cos i'm bored!! how did you get so good looking? AND is it contagious? i'd like a bit of your good lookingness to rub off on me. :D

      hahahaha, you want me to rub off on you. awesome....

    5. Mikey Jay
      userdefault 31 May 10

      how awesome are we?!

      Super awesome!

    6. Mikey Jay
      userdefault 31 May 10

      do you ever stop and think "wow, im so utterly straight i'm basically a ruler..."? and, did you know that your girlfriend [meaning me, not another one.. *glares* :P] thinks the world of you?

      I've had an inkling about all that :P

    7. Mikey Jay
      userdefault 30 May 10

      do you ever stop and think.... wow im actually gay?

      Not often, no.

    8. Mikey Jay
      userdefault 27 May 10

      why her?

      Because she's awesome. Why so much jealousy for? :P

    9. Mikey Jay
      userdefault 18 May 10

      Does your woman know her place?

      I would say so, otherwise I dont know how she'd find her way home... :P

    10. Mikey Jay
      userdefault 16 May 10

      has formspring already outlived its welcome?

      Undeniably, yes.

    11. Mikey Jay
      userdefault 13 May 10

      the other one was peter mcfakename. and, this isn't a question.. or is it?!

      It is now! Or was...

    12. Mikey Jay
      userdefault 13 May 10

      *flips down the rednuts* hmm.. two people left.. are you.. mikey jay? :D did i win?! i'm undefeated at guess who? [you know, cos i don't count when i lose]

      I am, actually. Who was the other one? :P

    13. Mikey Jay
      userdefault 13 May 10

      *flips down all the people without glasses* is your hair red?

      Nope... it isnt!

    14. Mikey Jay
      userdefault 13 May 10

      do you wear glasses?

      Yes, though to be specific, I wear the ones that people with vision impairment wear, not ones you'd drink out of...

    15. Mikey Jay
      userdefault 13 May 10

      has Formspring just turned into another avenue for you and you GF to talk crazy to each other?

      Pretty much. I'm working on trying to secure a talkback radio spot on 3AW now as well, where she will be the only caller to ring in and discuss the days events. True story.

    16. Mikey Jay
      userdefault 13 May 10

      why does the english language have silent letters? why not silent numbers?

      I have no idea, actually. Sorry. Nothing witty to say :( I love you though!

    17. Mikey Jay
      userdefault 12 May 10

      what flavour is wasted youth?

      Seeded mustard :)

    18. Mikey Jay
      userdefault 12 May 10

      what is your.. who.. which.. do you, umm.. where?.. NO when is the best time to.. wait, how do.. umm, can you plant money and grow a money tree? BETTER YET! can you plant puppies and grow a puppy tree?! :D

      I tried to grow both, actually. Back when I used to live on a farm. Turns out that money definitely does NOT grow on trees, and puppies dont breathe well under soil. I'm willing to try this again though; I think I just didnt water the puppy tree enough.

    19. Mikey Jay
      userdefault 12 May 10

      will you be my boyfriend?? :P

      I already am. So yes.

    20. Mikey Jay
      userdefault 11 May 10

      Is it true you've filmed a sextape involving Adam Gambino, some sheep and 32 Chess pieces? Is it also true that Gambino was directing said sextape at the same time?

      I can neither confirm nor deny this vicious rumour, but if the director of a movie that I'm starring in wants me to wedge each individual piece of a chess set, one after the other, into his foreskin and anus, then I cant really argue that, and have to hope the payoff is decent.

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Melbun

I got this confused with Springfree trampolines. I'd much prefer one of those.