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      unicornbaal responded to velcrokitty 8 Mar 10

      you still use myspace. you should be ashamed. do you live in 2003?

      I keep it because that's where I met your mom.

    2. Bill
      unicornbaal responded to velcrokitty 8 Mar 10

      you still use myspace. you should be ashamed. do you live in 2003?

      I keep it because that's where I met your mom.

    3. Bill
      unicornbaal responded to velcrokitty 8 Mar 10

      you still use myspace. you should be ashamed. do you live in 2003?

      I keep it because that's where I met your mom.

    4. Bill
      unicornbaal responded to velcrokitty 8 Mar 10

      you still use myspace. you should be ashamed. do you live in 2003?

      I keep it because that's where I met your mom.

    5. Bill
      unicornbaal responded to velcrokitty 8 Mar 10

      you still use myspace. you should be ashamed. do you live in 2003?

      I keep it because that's where I met your mom.

    6. Bill
      unicornbaal responded to velcrokitty 8 Mar 10

      you still use myspace. you should be ashamed. do you live in 2003?

      I keep it because that's where I met your mom.

    7. Bill
      unicornbaal responded to velcrokitty 8 Mar 10

      you still use myspace. you should be ashamed. do you live in 2003?

      I keep it because that's where I met your mom.

    8. Bill
      unicornbaal responded to velcrokitty 8 Mar 10

      you still use myspace. you should be ashamed. do you live in 2003?

      I keep it because that's where I met your mom.

    9. Bill
      unicornbaal responded to velcrokitty 8 Mar 10

      you still use myspace. you should be ashamed. do you live in 2003?

      I keep it because that's where I met your mom.

    10. Bill
      unicornbaal responded to velcrokitty 8 Mar 10

      you still use myspace. you should be ashamed. do you live in 2003?

      I keep it because that's where I met your mom.

    11. Bill
      unicornbaal responded to twatwaffle13 1 Mar 10

      Is there anything better than a satisfying poop? The kind where you feel like you lost weight. The kind that makes you feel "you" again. Freedom poo.

      The only thing better than that is to take the poo in a toilet of an acquaintance (maybe friend of a friend you just met that day). But before the poo you clog up the toilet with like 10 toilet paper rolls, hide the plunger and turn off the water. Then let that poo slide right out of your butthole. Also check the medicine cabinet for any embarrasing medications (i.e. Valtrex) and tell all of the acquaintance's friends. THAT is the ultimate poo.

    12. Bill
      unicornbaal 1 Mar 10

      What's the longest you've ever gone without a bath or shower?

      Depends on how happy I am during a given week. If I just had sex and I know I won't be able to stay happy throughout the week without help, I'll give up seven days of showers. In this case, I am reminded of my glorious sexcapade every single day, even though it actually smells like rancid dog farts around day 4.

    13. Bill
      unicornbaal responded to twatwaffle13 24 Feb 10

      Do you like to move it, move it?

      I like to move it, move it, but I don't get to do it often. I blame it on the heavy medication mixed with dangerous amounts of alcohol.

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      unicornbaal 24 Feb 10

      do u think this girl is hot?? www.ihatenikki.com/?mylink=jt94jt96jt93

      No way am I clicking on that link.

    15. Bill
      unicornbaal 19 Feb 10

      If you could eat dinner with any person, dead or alive, who would it be and where would you go?

      I would eat dinner with a dead person. I would imagine it would be at his or her grave site, because I don't possess the energy to dig a person up and drag them very far. I imagine we would eat brains, because if the dead person came alive at some point that's what they would want.

    16. Bill
      unicornbaal 12 Feb 10

      Are you a morning or night person?

      That's probably the first thing anyone would find out about me.

    17. Bill
      unicornbaal 11 Feb 10

      If you could only listen to one song for the next month, which would it be?

      For all of the song questions in the "What if" category, I always answer the longest and most complex song I enjoy, and I think that would be "2112" by Rush. Fewer listens, more variety and entertainment. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, can't get fooled again.

    18. Bill
      unicornbaal 9 Feb 10

      What was your favorite birthday gift?

      I don't have birthdays. I am eternal.

    19. Bill
      unicornbaal 9 Feb 10

      What was the best concert you went to?

      I've been to so many great concerts it's difficult to whittle it down to one "best concert". I do know that at every great concert I've been to, there's always the awkward old white people who seem to not understand the complexities of dancing, nor clapping. The clapping is always, ALWAYS off beat. And the dancing, well it looks like a Parkinson's patient being electrocuted. And it ALWAYS messes up my clapping and dancing and I therefore look like an old white person. Damn it.

    20. Bill
      unicornbaal 9 Feb 10

      What was the best job you've ever had?

      That would have to be where I sat on my ass, chatted on message boards for hours and collected a paycheck. I'm serious. I worked in a computer lab.

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