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God doesn't care what you do as long as you go to church. If God endorsed any reason for you not to go to church, he wouldn't be doing his job properly.
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You will need your bronchial tubes if you ever plan on visiting the Bronx, otherwise, you can certainly give them up. Don't donate them to Japanese tourists, though. Japanese people don't really like the Bronx, so it is likely they will be using them for alternative and illicit purposes.
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Don't put helium in the fridge. It reacts negatively with the freon. Helium is very secretive. Freon is kind of like one of those SEO bloggers that are always writing about secrets nobody wanted you to know. Very bad combination. Leave the helium, and get a 1st generation iPod that doesn't work anymore.
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Look who you're asking...Of course you are!
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You only need a turkey baster while living in a tent in Mexico, and who does that anyways? The letter 8 has been hiding under the buffet table for as long as I can remember.
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I'm proud of you. Any idea how I can unravel my face in a similar fashion so I don't have to be ugly anymore?
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You're one of those filthy marketing people that think everyone is stupid right? No thanks!
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Ever heard of agave nectar? That stuff works wonders. It's great on pizza, shrimp creole, sandals and doorknobs.
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You can have half a sheet of paper towel. That's all!
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As long as Bobby drives a Mazda, I'm sure he won't mind at all!
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Now you can help! Just text RUBBERPONYSLACKS to 837984216 on your cellphone to make an automatic donation of 37 drachmas to Paternal Ocelots In Need of Ka$h (POINK).
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Derek??? Is that you???
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Beware of people engaging in strange activities just outside your farm, especially if you have donkeys there.
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A heliotrope is a type of donkey farm that was outlawed in 1973, because the farmers were said to be cruel, and only fed the donkeys french fries. If you think one exists, you should draw a gigantic hexagon on the ground just outside the farm, stand in the middle of the hexagon, and toss Milton-Bradley board game pieces at the fence. Authorities will arrive within moments and take care of things from there.
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Your giant squid is simply suffering from Bieber Fever. Justin Bieber smells like laundry detergent because he bathes in it, and then he stuffs no less than 216 dryer sheets in his clothes and body orifices right before a concert. This is why the girls are nuts about him. He smells soooo good! You need to somehow convince your pet giant squid that he's never going to smell like Justin Bieber. The dryer sheets are just going to end up smelling like squid. That's what happens when you're not a celebrity.
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For someone who can't type properly and doesn't know how to use a comma, you've got your nerve telling me what I'm free to do in my own Q&A forum.
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If by "trihedral" you are talking about a three-legged donkey flying a brown airplane, then the answer is yes.
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Anything that isn't the secret to helium.
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