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My Honda Civic Si Coupe. Why? Because it's what I have. ;-) Dream car, though, is a Lamborghini Countach 5000 quattrovalvole. It's old, but it has always been my favorite since childhood.
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All so-called reality shows. I hate them so much.
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Definitely closer to shy than being an attention-seeker. I'd be content to stay in the background and get things done. But if things require me to be front and center, I can do that too.
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YES.
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Uh, the origin of my name? My parents decided what it would be when I was born and they needed to put one down on the birth certificate! Isn't that how it's usually done?
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Oh man, lots of possible answers to this one. I'd dearly love to see John Williams (film music composer) at the Hollywood Bowl again. Bryan Adams always puts on a great show, but I've never seen his all-acoustic show. I've never seen the Foo Fighters play live, or Tom Petty. I heard Garth Brooks actually puts on a great one- man show in Las Vegas once a month. Then there's Travis (Scottish band), who I've seen before, and Oasis, who I haven't...
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Michael Jackson. Yep. That's right.
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Ack, unfortunately no. I have a low tolerance for hot and spicy food.
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Back pain is worse, by far, especially since it's not yet fully eliminated. Lack of water cooling is a solvable situation, awaiting only time to act on the desire to finish the job. The back problems, though, need something more than I myself can supply.
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Fly! I fantasize about being Superman; I've never imagined being Aquaman, or even Black Manta...
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Easy: That model of good husband behavior, Tiger Woods. Why? I'm not saying he's not a great golfer, because he is. I'm not going to slam him for not being a good athlete, because according to most accounts he really is. If nothing else, he looks like he's on PEDs compared to the rest of the pro tour. No, he's overrated because he is only a golfer. I mean, seriously, do you consider golf to be athletic? If you do, then I'd like to say that there ought to be a professional jump-roping or hopscotch tour as well. Golf may be a sport, but its credentials as an athletic activity are dubious at best. It's something that requires great skill, sure, but is skill enough to make something athletic? If so, then why do so many idiots (especially in the ignorant press) discount racing car drivers, especially in Formula One and endurance racing, to not be athletes? I can argue that you need to be a better athlete as a racing car driver than as a golfer to be a success in the sport.
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Joe Dionisio’s Bio
I am the Emperor's enforcer.
