Why do my parents hate black people? Oh, and I don't mean "African Americans". I mean these most likely non existent fictional all black people they always talk about. I mean, they both have always believed in them even before they met.
Your parents have had really bad encounters involving the Nazgul, or Ringwraiths. So as not to alarm you, they refer to them as "black people". You might want to think about getting them into therapy or hiding anything LOTR related in your home.
