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      This was a very alarming question at first, but then I realized you probably misspelled 'ducks'. I haven't had ducks in years. I used to have a mallard named Scottie. He was really nice and loved white bread. I will never forget the day I came home from elementary school and my parents were eating him for dinner :( RIP Scottie. I'm more of a rodent type of guy now. Hope you're having a good new year!

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      It's weird you ask! I'm actually inside of a Tommy's eating a chili burger with my pops. He ordered chili cheese fries. He ALWAYS orders chili cheese fries. Where are you???????

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      I don't believe in most conspiracy theories unless they involve Extraterrestrials. I would research this more on YouTube to find your answer :)

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      Only when I am naked. I like to sing Duran Duran with my dick out. Ya herd?

    8. Travis McFarland

      A giant tsunami hitting NYC because the Mayan calender ends. I'm not necessarily looking forward to it, seems like it will kill a lot of people. I pray everyday that my Christian God will stop the malicious Mayan Gods from causing all of those deadly natural disasters :(

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      A mining claim my great great great grandfather found during the gold rush of 1949. I have yet to get a patent to start mining there because I heard about the guys in Chili who got stuck mining for gold and it scares me. Should I push my fears aside and just apply with the Bureau of Land Management?

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      I'm a big fan of jello shots. My ideal night: my guy friend and me make jello shots. Then we go rent Love Guru and just start slamming jello shots until we pass out in the same bed. Head to toe of course!!

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      I don't really know the facts, but I heard Harvey Ballz had a rival during his successful years. A man named Mark Stonecrab. Mark created the sad face not long after Harv Balls started the happy face trend. He told a news station during an interview that: "The happy face sucks. Who the hell is happy? I'm lactose intolerant and I have a bad knee. You try being goddamn happy!" Then he held a sad face sticker up to his IRL sad face.

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      I'm a level 11 High Elf in Skyrim. Really digging the destruction magick!!!

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