i have a tail

DO you use PaYpal? I can send you 35cents to call someone who CARES!!!!!!!!!!!(using a pay phone)!!!!!!!!!!!!! get at me

lemon

Hi

Cruise on down to Los Angeles, CA, USA.

I thought I did too :(

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I think I'll wipe the dog down with a baby :P

I love making booties bounce. I take them off of my feet and throw them against the walls. It really gets me going to see them bounce off the wall. BRBR I need to 'take care of something' just thinking about 'it'. ;) ^_- (;

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I'm thinking chuck e cheese or maybe knott's berry farm!

This was a very alarming question at first, but then I realized you probably misspelled 'ducks'. I haven't had ducks in years. I used to have a mallard named Scottie. He was really nice and loved white bread. I will never forget the day I came home from elementary school and my parents were eating him for dinner :( RIP Scottie. I'm more of a rodent type of guy now. Hope you're having a good new year!

I only study Lady Gaga's fashion. Everything else is soooOoo loathsome lol

It's weird you ask! I'm actually inside of a Tommy's eating a chili burger with my pops. He ordered chili cheese fries. He ALWAYS orders chili cheese fries. Where are you???????

I don't believe in most conspiracy theories unless they involve Extraterrestrials. I would research this more on YouTube to find your answer :)

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Only when I am naked. I like to sing Duran Duran with my dick out. Ya herd?

A giant tsunami hitting NYC because the Mayan calender ends. I'm not necessarily looking forward to it, seems like it will kill a lot of people. I pray everyday that my Christian God will stop the malicious Mayan Gods from causing all of those deadly natural disasters :(

A mining claim my great great great grandfather found during the gold rush of 1949. I have yet to get a patent to start mining there because I heard about the guys in Chili who got stuck mining for gold and it scares me. Should I push my fears aside and just apply with the Bureau of Land Management?

I'm a big fan of jello shots. My ideal night: my guy friend and me make jello shots. Then we go rent Love Guru and just start slamming jello shots until we pass out in the same bed. Head to toe of course!!