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   tomiotomiotomio responded to screamgloria 28 Oct 10

   OIMOT YOU DA BEST <3

   No, YOU DA BEST AIROLG

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   tomiotomiotomio 26 Oct 10

   i dreamt i had sex with you last year and im not gonna lie, it was totally hot ;) haha i always wanted to tell you but i was embarrased for obvious reasons. i felt as good inside you as you felt inside me :3

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   tomiotomiotomio 22 Oct 10

   haha i felt like a skank though because i had a boyfriend at the time. siigh

   Oh jeez, don't worry about that. It's just a dream. Not like you can do all that much about it :]

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   tomiotomiotomio 21 Oct 10

   i dreamt i had sex with you last year and im not gonna lie, it was totally hot ;) haha i always wanted to tell you but i was embarrased for obvious reasons

   Really? What a coincidence, I ALSO had a dream about having sex with someone last year. I do remember how hot and passionate it was, but I can't quite remember exactly who it was. It would be nice to know so I can recreate the whole situation when I go to sleep tonight ;D

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   tomiotomiotomio 27 Sep 10

   brandon gibbbs wants you

   I have been dreaming of having sex with Brandon Gibbs since I was a wee little tot.

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   tomiotomiotomio 24 Jul 10

   I'm sleepy. Make me tea and add pearls in it por favor....REAL ones so I can sell them and avoid scholarship essay writing ;]

   Haha, I would if I had any...but then I would most likely end up eating them all up by myself...

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   tomiotomiotomio 19 Jul 10

   i tried to like one of your answers....i think i'm on fb too often

   Gosh, you facebook whore :P

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   tomiotomiotomio responded to yumstheman 18 Jul 10

   Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

   Wut.

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   tomiotomiotomio 18 Jun 10

   Dont make me scoop you :P

   WHAT DOES IT MEAN

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    tomiotomiotomio 17 Jun 10

    Lickkkkk

    LICKLICKLICKLICKLICK

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    tomiotomiotomio responded to yumstheman 12 Apr 10

    You can't out creep me! I'm a creeping champion!

    I am but a pitiful student, striding to someday become a creeper worthy of your attention.

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    tomiotomiotomio 21 Mar 10

    who are your sexiest friends?

    ALL of my friends are sexy. I cannot list them all here either because I am too busy having mad sex with them. ALL OF THEM.

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    tomiotomiotomio 19 Mar 10

    OH, ITS NOT ON TOUR. THIS IS A "PRIVATE COLLECTION" (GET IT? BECAUSE ITS ITS YOUR PRIVATES AND I SAID PRIVATE COLLECTION AND THEN... yeah... okay...)

    Oh, but something as special as my penis belongs to the public! I cannot in good conscience allow you keep such a jewel hidden away in the privacy of your own home. (GET IT? BECAUSE THEY ARE MY FAMILY JEWELS AND I SAID JEWEL AND THEN...yeah...good times...good times)

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    tomiotomiotomio 19 Mar 10

    I THINK WE BOTH KNOW YOUR PENIS WANTS TO COME HOME TO ITS JAR ON THE FOURTH SHELF IN MY ALPHABETICAL COLLECTION.

    I HOPE YOU HAVE A REALLY BIG JAR THEN. You can borrow it for a little while. "TOMIO'S PENIS, NOW ON TOUR"

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    tomiotomiotomio 19 Mar 10

    WHY IS IT THAT YOU LOOK SO PEACEFUL WHILE YOU SLEEP?

    Because obviously I'm dreaming about having a threesome with you and your mother. Sometimes your father is also involved.

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    tomiotomiotomio 18 Mar 10

    Can you teach me how to farm like your dad?

    Yes I can! Meet me in the back with the jack and the jukebox.

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    tomiotomiotomio 18 Mar 10

    THERE IS A DEAD PAKISTANI ON YOUR COUCH. EXPLAIN.

    I DON'T KNOW, HE'S NOT MY PAKISTANI, AND IT'S NOT EVEN MY COUCH. CURSE YOU GOOOOOOOGLE!!

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    tomiotomiotomio 18 Mar 10

    Is your dad a farmer? because you know how to raise a cock! -Long There, a little bit of "creeper fun for ya"

    Why yes he is! In fact, we come from a long line of renowned cock farmers. I remember being just a little boy, sitting in the shade by the creek and gazing over the rolling cock-fields before supper. The harvest was quite good that year if I recall.

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    tomiotomiotomio 18 Mar 10

    vv Lolol waytago Tomio! Your master is proud(;

    I am so pleased that my master is happy! I aim to please and satisfy every need or want that master may have.

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    tomiotomiotomio 18 Mar 10

    Is Kent cool?

    Kent is the motherfucking most badass, mildly-attractive guy out there (and this is putting it rather humbly).

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