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    1. Tom Brazelton

      Probably Captain America or Bridesmaids. But it's been a poor year for movies all around.

    2. Tom Brazelton

      Thy kingdom come, thy Dew be done.

    3. Tom Brazelton

      I aspire to generate enough revenue for the site to pay for itself - both in terms of expenses and in terms of my investment of time. Ancillary benefits to profit generation include producing new forms of merchandise that I wouldn't have the resources to create otherwise. But to live off of it completely? I think that's out of scope for me.

    4. Tom Brazelton

      Bees. Harder to punch if they get aggressive with you.

    5. Tom Brazelton

      The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand please mash the key pad with your palm now.

    6. Tom Brazelton

      I work in the public relations department for a local government. My job duties include web design, graphic design, photography, videography, social media strategy and execution.

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      Yes. If bacon is at the center, it cannot fail.

    9. Tom Brazelton

      Cake. Pie is basically fruit soup.

    10. Tom Brazelton

      Norse Gods, for sure. Some father issues to contend with, but they know how to drink. Greek gods are always sabotaging each other like it was an episode of Falcon Crest.

    11. Tom Brazelton

      They want to see if your paying attention and if you are responsive to their feelings.

    12. Tom Brazelton

      Unfortunately, I have trouble remembering my dreams. So this is most likely the most boring answer to this question possible.

    13. Tom Brazelton

      The first thing that came to mind was Faces of Death.

      I mean, yeah, I know it's fake (or largely staged) but when I stumbled across a copy of it at a video store in college, I felt like I was really breaking some taboos. The film has such a grainy snuff-film quality about it, one can be very easy convinced that it's the real deal!

    14. Tom Brazelton

      Cruise has got the intensity of 10 werewolves in his present, non-lupine form. He'd scoop out Zombie-Pitt's brains and chuck 'em into a volcano in a split second.

    15. Tom Brazelton

      It's not the size of the bra that matters, but what's in them that counts! (Oh, I'm going to get in trouble for that one.)

    16. Tom Brazelton

      Zelda seems snobby and not much of a conversationalist. Samus is too serious and career-driven to a fault. Peach is a misogynistic cliche, but probably more light-hearted and ready to have fun. So I say Peach!

    17. Tom Brazelton

      Link seems like he'd have the most cool stuff to share, but is probably really serious. Mario seems relaxed, but doesn't have a lot to say. Sonic wouldn't sit still long enough to hang out with you. I guess I'd go with Mario?

    18. Tom Brazelton

      I never really liked the letter "J." It starts so few words and it always looks incomplete to me. Like someone got lazy writing the letter "D," or something.

    19. Tom Brazelton

      Much less than I used to. These days I'm pretty much only interested in Community, 30 Rock, Parks and Recreation, Archer, Saturday Night Live and Ghost Adventures. Young Justice is working it's way in there, though.

    20. Tom Brazelton

      I would want to reiterate to my wife and kids how much I love them, stress how much I want them to be happy and reassure them that everything will be okay.

Tom Brazelton

West Des Moines, Iowa

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