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Recent Responses
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Ah, my little lesbian-who-doesn't-look-like-a-stereotype. Pity to the woman who doesn't want to get on your tight little ass.
Perhaps we should get a tag for your lapel - you know, like the gays and their colored handkerchief code! I'm thinking deep violet. It's not really a heteronormative, socially constructed color assignment (a la pink) but it is the ancient color of royalty and also not the stereotype of flannel. Plus, purple is basically a neutral so it'll look good with anything. -
Only once my underwear drawer is empty.
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As someone who basically couldn't get a date to save her life, I find this questions high-larious. I am bad at talking to straight guys. Terrible. Laughable. It's real problem. So, gentlemen reading this, you need to be super straight forward because I won't get that you're into me until you say it out right or jam your tongue down my throat (long, albeit funny, story). But, since you asked and I have nothing better to do with myself at the moment, I'll go with it.
I like nerds. In one form or another. Awkward conversationalists, four eyes, whatever - I'm probably all about it as long as they have these things: passion, humor, intelligence. I don't care about hair color or eye color or skin color or height or any of that crap that's usually in descriptions of type.
I just need someone who can make me laugh. Not take my shit. Give good hugs. He has to give good hugs. -
Is my name Sarah Palin? Then no.
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