Today I was reminded that if I really wanted to take the time, I could sit down and rattle. Thanks @horseebooks

Are you in danger of having your freedom taken away? Better call Saul!

Don't DMCA safe harbor provisions apply?

I like the "moon marks." These should be standard issue on Gingrich's moon colony.

Sounds like China's economy.

FURTHER psychic soul intrusion? When is enough psychic soul intrusion enough!?

Not a chance! I don't think I could realistically bring myself to believe in any religion. I could see myself absorbing certain cultural practices that are rooted in religion, however. If I need to rock some kind of special hat I think I can handle that.

The kind of phone kind of game thing? No.

Bacon.

Drinkin'

Believe it or not I have bailed people out of jail who are even less responsible than you! I would help you arrange for a bondsman rather than just straight up put up your bail, though.

Chris Hansen says "Have a seat over there."

Nope.

My Macbook Pro seems to fit that description.

No man, that's total nonsense. The chinese place near my house actually crosses out the tip line before they give you the receipt to sign which I think should be a universal practice.

You can either change your background or tell @jmcgough to go piss up a rope. Your call.

More content is more better.