Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

One Night In Paris

Kris Jenner stole my virginity. Just kidding. I only wish Kris Jenner would steal my virginity.

There isn't an age where it becomes unacceptable to have a teddy bear.

ROSIE GET OOT MA LYF #lelol

Well if masturbation is a sport then I am most certainly an athlete.

sexy ass wench

I think it could quite possible be "allydances" a.k.a. NerdChick. She is amazing and every time I see a video of hers in my subscription box I get genuinely excited to watch it. The quality is always excellent and so is the content! GO WATCH HER NOW!

Mhmmmm. I have a can of Irn-Bru almost every single day. SO GOOD.

Meh. I have a bit of a Keeping Up With the Kardashians guilty pleasure, but other than that not particularly. Can't stand things like Big Brother, but can handle The X Factor on occasion.

Nipple tassels.

Meh. I don't follow trends or anything. I wear whatever I think looks good regardless of whether it's fashionable or not, so I guess I'm fashionable in that sense, but I don't like follow the current fashions really. That didn't really make any sense, did it?

I hate everything about you.

Probably my Standard Grade English teacher, Mrs. Gibb. She's a really lovely woman and a really excellent teacher! She's the best in the department and she is just a wonderful lady. Plus she makes her own clothes and they are amazing!

Pussy.

I attempt to save sometimes but I like buying things too much for that, but I definitely have a limit. I don't let my bank account go below a certain amount but I splurge out a lot and almost reach the limit most months. I like buying myself pretty things such as special edition albums and nice used books from Amazon.

Pussy.

Evening. I'm always really really tired in the mornings, but sometimes in the evenings all I do is sleep. Definitely more of an evening person though.

My 12" black dildo of course.

PUSSY DESTROYER