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      <img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lavhs20xOC1qzfdu3.jpg"; /><br>
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tastes_like_chicken<br>;
      <blockquote><small>Furthermore, based on evidence for dinosaurs as the ancestors of birds, reptile meat might also taste somewhat like chicken and therefore dinosaurs also tasted like chicken.</small></blockquote><br>
      Well, I certainly do now!<br>
      Thanks, Anonymous Formspring User.<br>
      <small>*baby is not included on list of things that taste like chicken

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      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toast_%28honor%29

      This is great. Being a drunk, I can't believe I haven't looked this up yet!

      Best subsections are Traditional Toasts and Worldwide, since I'm always looking to add to my repertoire of creative ways to justify getting hammered. In Ireland, it was "Slainte!" ("Good health!") over Jameson; in Italy, "Chin-Chin!" (clink of the glasses) over wine; in college, "To the face!" ("Stop...hammered time") over whatever we could find, and in China, it was "Gan bai!" ("Empty the glass!") over baijiu, as I've documented previously.

      (In the post referenced above, I failed to mention that one of these Chinese drinking sessions involved snake blood mixed in the baijiu. From a snake that was beheaded in front of us. Followed by a nice meal of fried snakemeat. To male virility!)

      (yum)

      Thanks to this article, I plan on toasting to "a bloody war or a sickly season" on Thursdays, as the British Navy does, and "Tzvertji nye vy Şorcj" (May death come swiftly to your enemies), as the South Ossetians do.

      Thanks, anonymous formspring user!

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      Ah, the Wiki articles. They are generated by the questions that arise from my daily interactions. From my quest for knowledge and the battle against ignorance. From my neverending bondage to the Intertubes, Youtube, Redtube, the boob tube. They are my caffeine, my nicotine, my deviant sexual proclivities, my highs. Not my alcohol, though... nobody puts my vodka in the corner.

      I'm flattered by your obsession with me! For now, though, I remain concealed in the shadows. I am your neighbor, your coworker, your sibling, you. I am the everyman. Perhaps not your grandmother, who asks you what this tweetter thing she read about in the paper is all about. But she's probably on her way out anyway.

      Keep reading and keep your own quest for knowledge alive. Oh, and tell your friends.

      With love,
      thingsiwikipedia

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      It's a type of relationship between two species in which one species harms the other without experiencing directly negative consequences...essentially, nature's assholes!

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biological_interaction#Amensalism

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      Almost everything here really is something I have actively looked up, with the occasional exceptions that I stumble upon through links from other pages. There are many different reasons why I look up particular entries: in search of a definition or a fact, based on a reference from an article or a conversation, settling a bet, idle curiosity.

      Fact: Anything tagged "riddle me this" was looked up to answer a very particular question... call it a fact-finding mission. Anything tagged "debunk" either disproved a point to me, or proved my initial skepticism on a topic.

      Other than that... I'll let you fill in the blanks.

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