Happy Kevin. Naaaaaks. Lakas mo sa kin, boy.

Hindi eh. Should I? What's in it? Who is the man, and why is he running?

I have two gyms. An AM gym for my morning routines, and some circuit training. And a PM gym for when I go all intense, and I really want to punish my muscles. I don't want to mention their brands because they're not paying me to naman eh. Ganon talaga buhay, pera-pera lang yan.

Act like a big baby. Lift weights till I'm all better. Then I read Japanese gay erotica whilst imagining me as the seme and Enchong Dee as the uke. I also mix in cough syrup with my protein shake while I club a baby seal singing the Taliban national anthem.

OMG. Did YOU write that? I am so crass. I'm sorry. I thought it was an article you just found and posted. I would have criticized with more tact.

My sincerest apologies for being a bully. I am a bully, and I am ashamed of it.

Will you ever forgive me? :)

I'm doing OK naman po. Kinda busy sa work. I'm answering questions right now not because I have the free time, but because I have sooooo many things to do, I'll go crazy if I don't take a breather. :)

Maraming salamat po sa inyong tanong.

Mabuhay!

Kung ako po ay bibigyan ng natatanging pagkakataon upang maging hayop sa loob ng isang araw, pipiliin ko pong maging...

HAYOP SA SARAP.

Maraming salamat po, mahal ko ang Pilipinas!

#GodBlessFuckTheRest

Which picture po? Madami po akong picture. #GodBlessFuckTheRest

Wag naman ganyan, kuya. :( Nais lang naman ni Kuya PJ mag-bigay ng aliw sa mga fans. Bigyan natin siya ng chance. Di naman niya pinagpipilitan sarili niya sa atin. :) Peace and good vibes, everyone! #GodBlessFuckTheRest

Take me where I've never been
Help me on my feet again
Show me that good things come
To those who wait

Tell me I'm not on my own
Tell me I won't be alone
Tell me what I'm feeling isn't some mistake
'Cause if anyone can make me fall in love, you can

Save me from myself, you can
And it's you and no one else
If I could wish upon tomorrow
Tonight would never end

If you asked me, I would follow
But for now I'll just pretend
'Cause if anyone can make me fall in love, you can

Baby, when you look at me
Tell me what do you see?
Are these the eyes of someone
You could love?

Red. Garish, whorish, passionate red.

?

As my dad's sperm that got through my mom's egg first, i suppose i kinda did good on the swimming. I'm horrible at it as a human, though. I'll drown if you throw me in the ocean. Pools... I can negotiate with.

You can look but you cant touch it imma
Do some drama
You don want no drama...

- Fergie
"My Humps"

Potpot ka muna, tingnan natin kung padaanin ka. Potpot!

Hell no.

(But I'm thankful for my little triumphs.)

Youtube deleted all my videos for some copyright infringement thing with ZYNGA. That's the reason I stopped playing ZYNGA games, because they filed a complaint against one of my videos... which is just a video of me and my friends playing Mafia Wars. How THAT constitutes as infringement of their copyright, I have no idea. Zynga is crazy about their shit, so since they don't want me touching their shit, I stopped playing their dumb games, and I hold anyone who plays Zynga games with utmost disgust.

Anyway, I'll come up with a better version of the theme na lang. Why are you looking for it anyway? Have you read the series? :)