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      I know, I'm sorry. The world should never have to contemplate an entire page of pictures of me in a tube top, as I am hardly tube-top compliant.

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      Internet, is this your best pickup line? Now, now. A gentlelady never kisses and tells. Except for on her private Livejournal.

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      As I see it, it's a three- or four-way tie. I'm not gonna call anyone out specifically because I'm a wuss like that (and still licking my wounds from being termed NOT NICE ENOUGH TO THE INTERNET at work), but suffice it to say that the Memphis blogosphere has SEVERAL really annoying characters in it. I'll give you a hint about two of them: 1) Saucer 2) Long eyelashes!!!1!

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      Who wants to know? Nashville? Murfreesboro? BIRMINGHAM? Listen, you all know I loved you when I was with you, and I realize I probably took you for granted at times, but that's no reason for you to plant seeds of doubt in my mind about Memphis' ability to handle me. We've been together five years now. We bought a house! Memphis should be bored by my overpowering ness of awesome by now. But thank you for the compliment. I think you're awesome too.

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      Ha! Dear Paul: I have LOTS of pictures of myself in a tube top. You're welcome to visit http://picturesoftheogeoinatubetob.com, my online store of pictures of me in a tube top. There are also pool supplies for sale!

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      I will always have a soft spot for Rex Goliath pinot noir, as it was the first wine I ever had that I truly thought was delicious.

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      Twittering specifically? It's hard to say. If Twitter's around and it doesn't suck and there's nothing better out there for my non-sequituring needs, then sure. I probably will be. But five years is a long time on the internet, so I'm betting I'll be beaming cat pictures and cuss words DIRECTLY INTO YOUR BRAIN by then.

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      Ahahahaha, nope. I am wearing a tubetop and a smile. Thanks for looking out for me on the internet. Mom.

    16. Lindsey

      Yep. In fact, when I hit this button, I have no idea where this is even going. If anywhere.

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