Probably Time magazine.

A Pensioner Index Engine, for finding all the useful old people in the world within a satnav and putting them to good use instead.

Naked nuns - a trait I share with the late British film director, Ken Russell. ;-)

Sorry it's been a while. Not much of a gamer, but I'm certainly a player. ;-)

Yes, indeed I do. Sorry for not replying sooner, but I have had a TERRIBLE New Year! I think that like the Beatles once said, it's getting better all the time, because it can't get any worse! I can feel something magical in the air. It's going to come right for me after all the nonsense.

From a pet shop. This answer complies with Ministry of the Blindingly Obvious guidelines. ;-)

Sometimes. They tend to give me headaches.

I agree. Leave the guitarist in Guns and Roses out of this!

I quite like Ellie Harrison in the BBC show, Country Tracks (I think she has a male fansite, even though it's just a rural affairs show). I also really love anything with the comedienne, Debbie Chazen in it.

Obsolete computer parts and accessories. It's a nightmare gatting them!

The Dark Knight - unless you live in the UK, in which case The Avengers might mean a different thing.

I think you know that answer to that one!

Poverty. I have some idea what that's like and it harms one's ability to think about any other social problem.

Yes, but not with my fingers, usually.

I have to say that's probably not a good way to persuade people of your cause. :-)

Be a little bit weird, but recognise that not everyone appreciates you for that. So that means proving you may be weird, but you are no fool.

Not much, except when Rebecca Adlington is on TV.

Yes. Unfortunately, it usually isn't.

Children {Does that count}, rabbits, a secure income, chart success

Probably Durham, England