Yeah, just not the kind we can communicate with...unless they're more highly evolved than the human race and will return to Earth in December to tell us what's what...unless they're the species our modern race evolves into therefore proving that time travel is possible, but only by a more evolved human race billions of trillions of years in the making!!!

Me: I'm the odd one. Grandpa: He seems bored most of the time, but enjoys family time and watching old Mexican movies. Mom: She's basically the leader. Aunt: She's the naive but nice one. Uncle: He's cool most of the time, but his approval is tough to earn. Boy Cousin: He thinks he's cool because he's good at video games and can lift heavy objects. Girl Cousin: Her body is built like a machine, but she's very girly. Sister: Bitch but it's her birthday today so instead I'll say...all around girl next door. With manipulative qualities.

Alcoholics suck. Don't have sex with someone just to get pregnant. Oh and that humans are stupid.

A lot. Jeans are my main butt squeeze!!!

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeell no! I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Only the kind you can eat.

Bistec con papas y arroz. :P Try figuring that one out. x)

How to love.

A house.

Everyone who knows me should know I HATE abortion, but that I can't do anything about it so I'm pro-life by definition but pro-choice by default.

Honestly I think it will be the same as last year. Which is just depressing. But hopefully it'll be better. I think it WILL be better near the end of the year, though.

Masturbating. My hand will get tired, but that's why I have two. xD

Hmph. Apparently when your mother stops supporting you.

For one of my children, possibly, depending on the circumstance.

Living: You can breathe and eat, therefore you are living.
Existing: Your dead body is existing on the floor.

"The secret to happiness is..."

Live 200 years...duh.

I don't hate the post!!! The post is awesome! I think more people should use the post! Email is overrated!

Have my books published.

Run away and live on the streets. Not kidding.