YOU CANNOT KNOW NAME OF BAND. IS MINE ALL MINE LIKE REST OF INDIE GAMES.

Tactics and indiething do not mix agree? How many time have tyo seen an indie man do marketings?

Tactical? Hah! Indie doctor laughs. Now Peter. Peter know how to markting. Before madhandlers hold his hand and touch him down there when he say thing out of line. But in prints? Peter gets prints faster than indie mans.

Because Peter knows tacticals.

If Indieman cannot grasp way of the Peter, how can he grasp the way of the game designing including both tactical and shooters? Indieman can barely manage tacitcal or barely manage shooter buy themelves. Put both together and recipee for disaster!

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TRUE STORY! Cave Story is a game with story est in a cave! ALL iOS games follow naming contventional of Cave Story. Henc you have game title so literals because proved to indie famouses.

It not cave that magic formular, it's literals titels. Spelunky is a game about lunky spells. So make sense to sell game that way. Mincecraft is game about blocks of meat being punched into trees on a table. So MINCE-CRAFT. Yes? Also on iOS, You Have To Feed Me Girls. Coin Float. Stabbing With Friends.

Indie Doctor suggest some game title for your next game success to emulate famous good indies.

You Have To Feel My Voles
World Of Shoes
TenT Story - game set in tent. Tent have to be big and sad tent.
My Tea Spill Off

Free advice for success understand? You cuntgo wrong.

ANIMAL CROSSIGN! INDIE DOCTOR DOES NOT CROSS ANIMALS WITH SIGN.

True story. One time Indie Doctor say to Peter Moly. Indie Doctor say "Peter, problem with games is no cats". Peter say "Indie Doctor, cat have long history in games. LOOK! ALLEY CAT" and he point to computer selotaped to his wall with gamebox of classic game staplesed. I said Peter this is because cat are good for soul. But Peter ignore Indie Doctor! Peter put dog in game instead.

True story.Since Peter put dog in game, quality of game has dropped fifty hundred fold. ENTIRELY BECAUSE OF PETERDOG.

True story. Nyan Cat is internet phenomenalololanon entirely because is cat. Buttered cat in Fable would have been better choices.

When people ask Indie Doctor "is games art?", Indie Doctor point to inclusions of acursereded dogs in games as proof games cannot be art whilst people allowed to put dogs in games.

Dogs=wrong! Art=cat! Game=cat=art.

AND TOUCH YOU WHERE?

Pete once said to indie doctor how you save movies from micromanagement ing and I said Peter I learn to rummage in your bin from Movies game, I cannot fix that even if bad game. Educational good. Vanitas teach me to rummage in drawers. So same yes.

Indie Doctor never aways just sometime Indie Doctor make babie of gamethings with other indie develops and get top secrit hendeeays to deal withs and cannot talk to other indie develops for fear that game fixes will leaks.

Yes.

God give Minecraft for time toils. It interest to note that Minecrafts indie successes where other indie fail and indieman look at Indie Doctor and say "Indie Doctor, why Minecraft work when my game sell like fuck?" and I say "your game sell like fuck because it shit, indieman".

With survivals modes in Mincecraft you can lose everything you own in horrible accident. No quicktime dragon lair event required for terrible events to occur. Grown man cry at Mintecraft and what it does.

And dig hole downwardlys too.

Sad tears of Minecraft for player who touch feel sad at loss of event. Sad tears for indieman who not understand that good game sell copy for money and game of NO TEARS sell nothings.

Tears sad.

It probably large gnome. Gnome can attack at time when you least expects. DANGER GNOME.

It is known facts that person who makes games with squids cannot beat man who use fish as bluntest of weapons.

Indie Doctor put a fivers on Farbs to winning.

Indie develops are usings of the chips music. Notationals are not wrong notationals are deliberaterely off keys due to syntehesis of sound on small chip in commodore 64s.

Indie Doctor is not father of anyone as no woman would sex up indie develops unless blindfold druggered to the face.