My wife likes it though, and without even knowing who you are I'll still say she's cuter than you'll ever be. I keep it because I like it, and she likes it.

Ladies and gentlemen, this is an example of what on the internet is referred to as a "troll."

Trolls make comments meant to invoke primal reactions from others, mostly because they like attention and don't distinguish between positive and negative attention.

Anonymity (or the fact that no one knows who they are) helps trolls because they believe they will not have any consequences for their actions.

... in spite of their inability to form complete sentences, capitalize, or use appropriate punctuation. Those will sort of hurt you if you want a job paying more than minimum wage.