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OMFG I KNOW WHO THIS IS I'VE BEEN IN LOVE WITH YOU MY WHOLE LYYYYYFFFFFEEEEE.

In a glorious and legendary battle of wit and strength which I would win but be mortally wounded from.

...I'll bathe in snot.

I got a new number, Taylor. And I lost yours in that process. Care to share?

I ask myself the saaaame thing all the time.

K.

Sex with the male Helen Keller.

Eight brothers. I love brothers. I want twenty. I've always enjoyed being around guys more than girls.

AHA. you thought you would trick me into either getting fat or eating a disgusting vegetable for the rest of my life. Joke's on you, I fucking love broccoli.

I want both. So tough. At this moment, I think I would like to fly.

Oh, this is tough. It's very mysterious to have lost a finger. People will be like, "Oooh, I wonder if she has a dangerous job, or if she got a finger cut off for being a thief in Madrid, or I wonder if she was in some kind of terrible accident." But I'd lose dexterity and I would be disfigured.
Then again, having an extra toe would mean shoes would hurt to wear and I'd have to be like my sixth grade reading teacher who did have six toes and had to wear sandals so all I could do was stare at her extra digit.
I would lose a finger.

Be buried naked, for sure. I'll go out with a bang <3

Ew. Marry that ostrich then give it to a zoo. I couldn't live with the smell of 70 cats.

WHAT IS A TREE DOING IN THE KITCHEN?!

Rather well. And I've resolved to get laid ten times a month this year.

No go for this hobo.

Good question.

Yessir

I feel the same way about most people.
I'm kind of flattered someone feels that way about me.