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      Very much so. Your giggles made me smile. They brightened my day and helped me in very tough times. I wish I could giggle for you, but I'm not a giggler...sorry :(

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      I really don't know. There's something about the combination of hair, skin, and attitude that gets me all hot n bothered.

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      "love of your life" is tough. Yes I have loved. No, none of it has stuck yet. The jury's still out on this one.

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      It's actually quite nice, but it only happens when I trim my ass hair. But please...can you quit watching? It's bad enough that you pick it up when I'm done.

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      I'm supposed to be doing something else? Well crap...I guess those PhD applications won't get done on their own.

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      These are all very tough for me. There are many poets that I enjoy reading Lord Byron or William Blake. Artist...probably Dali (painting) or or Leibovitz (photography), Music varies depending on my mood. You'll find me listening to everything from Eric Clapton to NiN to Pearl Jam.

      But beyond my favorites, any poetry, art or music that evokes emotion, good or bad, is my favorite.

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      I don't know that it's so much of a crush as much as it is much more than that, but <redacted> is definitely at the top of my list.

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      There are very few foods that I dislike...but my favorite is meal would probably go something like:
      Start with an extra dry and dirty Bombay Sapphire martini (3 olives). A nice platter of oysters in the half shell for an appetizer. Follow that by a true Caesar salad. Main course: 1" think ribeye, cooked medium to medium rare served with roasted asparagus. Dessert would be fresh strawberries and cream. After dinner, a nice 18 year old scotch.

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      Alzheimer's. I've seen first hand the devastation that it can bring not only to the person suffering from it, but also to the family members who must watch that person disintegrate to a shell of what they once were.

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      A close friend gave me the best Christmas gift ever. It was a few days late, but it's something that I will cherish forever.

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      Don't let the college education fool you. I are a redneck :)

      I grew up on a farm in south central Kentucky. I used to show cows at the state fair and I used to ride horses every week. Many of the summers of my childhood were spent working tobacco and hay fields. I used to chew tobacco, I still smoke. I cuss like a sailor, but I'm as polite and gentlemanly as possible when I need to be. I have a southern drawl, but I can turn it on or off when needed. I still own a cowboy hat, an oilskin duster and a pair of Red Wing work boots.

      But my father taught me to look beyond my geographic limits and to have an open mind to new things. I've lived in New York, Florida and have traveled all across the U.S. Because of this, I can hide my redneck roots whenever I want.

      Like I always say, you can take a man out of redneck country, but you can't take the redneck out of the man.

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      Sorry judy. Their coffee isn't the greatest in the world. I'm kind of a coffee snob since I used to roast my own. But if you ask nicely, I might share my super secret stash of Costa Rican peaberry with you,

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      Since I'm doing idontgiveashitmas this year, I think the only present you're gonna get is me. In my ho ho boxers.

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      Many years ago I was working as a manager in an IT group. My personality is very blunt, very direct and sometimes the truth hurts. One of my employees nicknamed me The Acerbic Manager and it stuck.

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      Actually if I had to pick a favorite, it's either blueberry cake donut or my favorite bakery does a strawberry glazed donut that actually has pieces of real strawberry in the donut.

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      This is something I never really worry about. I figure that there are very few people in this world who are widely remembered by anyone, especially with our attention spans becoming shorter every year.

      But to those people I hold close to my heart, I hope I am remebered for being someone who was always there for them, who always was upfront and honest with them and who would take a bullet to save those I love.

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