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Machines to rule the world!!!! Go #Watson !
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Alcohol causes the kidneys to produce more urine which has a dehydrating effect on the body. This can cause headaches and other symptoms associated with hangovers. Bottom line: you drank too much. Supplement alcohol with water next time.
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Three question marks? Baby, I Love Your Way!
I Believe in a Thing Called Love. But I Want to Know What Love Is to you. Some say Love is a Battlefield; that sounds like a Tainted Love. What kind of love do you mean—A Groovy Kind of Love? A Higher Love? An Endless Love? In my opinion All You Need is Love—One Love—and the Glory of Love. But the Power of Love can be dangerous; I wouldn't want to end up Addicted to Love because then I Would Do Anything for Love. Who am I kidding—like it or not—Love Will Find a Way. -
First I should point out that I don't deny that the mystical, mythical Jesus of the Bible was probably very loosely based one one or more real people.
That being said, I can only imagine that vampires must be what raped children become when they grow up. I'd run away from that stuff too... -
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Do you respect cardboard? I don't think you respect cardboard.
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I guess that depends entirely on context. How dire is the situation? Do I already think things will be alright? Did this person provide reasons for thinking that, or are they simply trying to console? Does Zack understand the pressure Jessie is under and why she is taking the pills?
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I prefer questions that allow for humorous answers, but I'll take a serious one every now and then.
Megalodon. If you're unfamiliar, it's basically a prehistoric great white but 3x bigger with 5x the bite force of a T-Rex. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megalodon -
Breasts. You can see them through clothing and more people have them.
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Since you asked this anonymously, I'll assume you are Ray Liotta. It would be called "Have a Catch" and we would go around saving the world from the evil Dolphin-Men. Most of our epic battles would end with us making eye-contact with each other before yelling "have a catch!" in unison, after which we would start firing supercharged baseballs aimed at their blowholes.
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When their hand stops getting slimy? That's my guess.
Ray Liotas question: If you were to make a cartoon starring me and you what would it be called and what would it be about?
Answer: "Roadblockers" is a classic good vs evil anime adventure. Most episodes involve us defending Tokyo from being sucked up by the giant Jizz Vacuum. We usually forget until the end that making ourselves big and clapping stones together above our heads does the trick every time. The twist is that we don't realize it is actually the two of us that are attracting the monster. -
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My crime was being a wereninja in Texas. The second part of my answer is implied.
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Guy’s Bio
atheist, humanist
