No it's not and no I can't. Wait, who am I talking to?

There's an easy single answer to that: "Life: A User's Manual" by Georges Perec. Absolutely amazing.

No, but you are certainly going on my naughty list until you redeem yourself. >:-/

I've had a change of lifestyle. These days I exercise more (dancing all night: way more fun than any gym) and eat less. All I have to do now is work off the residual belt of fat around my middle, my lifetime nemesis. But yeah, I'm fine, and much happier to boot.

Only one thing... a Reverse Dutch Steamboat. That's NASTY.

I love both. Although d'n'b is in the lead, probably because of the greater variety of styles and larger amount of recorded music. Plus it makes for way better dancing!

I don't like being alone much.

Cliché but... It's going to have to be Highway Star by Deep Purple :) You can blame "Rock n' Roll Racing" on the SNES for that.

That's actually a surprisingly difficult question. There's been a lot of socializing far this year. I've made some fantastic new friends and had some amazing fun. The Wonderland (http://wonderlandfestival.co.uk/) spring party definitely has to be up there; but it's probably the weekend spent at the home of some of those new friends recently, getting to know some really great people and having a laugh.

There's a pile of big parties and festivals coming up, though, so who knows what the answer to this will be after the summer!

I like doubt-packs.

I'm going to have to put the two weeks I spent in California when I was 19 up there. My first time travelling to another continent, and first holiday with friends. Good times.

Hmm well, it's hard to characterize a whole nation, but generally speaking I thought they were friendly and nice people. Also everybody in Zagreb seemed to be very well dressed.

Oh man. What a question.

I never really planned my life at all. When I was a teenager, I was really interested in archaeology as a field, but gave up on the idea at around 18 years old - when I found out that it's very hard to make a living in it. Even so it still interests me strongly as a topic.

After that I ended up developing websites for a living, more or less by accident. It was simply the case that I was able to turn what had been a hobby into a career; there was absolutely no premeditation in it. I did that for a long time until I got sick of it. I still have a strong interest in tech matters but only out of wanting to keep abreast of things. There are megabytes of unfinished programming projects filed away on a backup hard disk somewhere that I'll probably never even look at again.

These days I'm more interested in practical, physical work with social and environmental benefits; n.b. permaculture. It's my intention to use whatever I learn in that field to create a permanent, living legacy for myself in the form of ongoing benefit to others.

I had a phase of doing that around '97 or so. It didn't endear me to the other kids at school much.

No I haven't; and at least 7. They're randy little bastards.

I knew I was a colorful character, but that's taking it to extremes!

Who the hell are you to tell me what to do? How about this: in Go Fuck Yourself Town.

"Ill-considered" is how I would probably have put it myself. If they provided a few more clues I'd actually have had a shot at answering it....

What kind of question is that?

I'm a global cuisine kind of guy... I love Indonesian and Malaysian cooking., as well as Chinese, Thai and Indian/Bengali of course. Also real Italian pizza. It's the best! Lebanese grills have gotta be in there too.