I imagine everyone involved would feel something within the "discomfort" range.

Almost everyone, really.

You can't promise that.

Well, it passes muster in terms of syllables, at any rate.

Really.

Probably. Let's google "ask Rose Lalonde".

http://ask-lalonde.tumblr.com/
http://enquire-rose.tumblr.com/
http://asklalonde.tumblr.com/
http://ask-irl-rose.tumblr.com/
http://askthebroad.tumblr.com/
http://askr0selalonde.tumblr.com/
http://askrosevoice.tumblr.com/
http://askroselalonde.tumblr.com/
http://askroselalondetheseeroflight.tumblr.com/

Is that sufficient?

If I recall correctly, John wrote a poem about my butt once.

You're wasting your time. Children don't go on the Internet without their parents' supervision.

Is death by Super Saiyan Broli just or heroic? I'd like to ensure my grave marker is accurate. Thus far it reads:

ROSE LALONDE
1996/2009-TIMELESS VOID

It used to at my old place of residence, but not anymore.

Oh dear. What did you do this time, anon?

I had no idea you were so vehemently opposed to casual conversation.

I'm afraid I haven't any to offer. Would you rather this apple juice?

Woha wohah wohoh nooo, we're jusht having a freindly chhat is all that we're doing and not that, wish wouldn't be an yof your bunisess anyway/

Yeha@But, I'm shorty about your apole juice, Daave. :(

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Great,

That isn't very ladylike of you.

Strider, you do care.

No.

I commune with her regularly. We reside on the same meteor.