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    1. clementine (Ted LOGAN)
      tedswastedlife responded to simplystephany 12 Jan 11

      Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?

      This is seriously the best question I have ever been asked. I will hug you tomorrow.
      and the answer:
      Yes. And I guess I'll just have to ignite the light and let it shine.

    2. clementine (Ted LOGAN)
      tedswastedlife 6 Nov 10

      why would you ever want to make one of these?

      One of these? Well I guess I gave into peer pressure... and well you are on the site too. So you probably have one. And yeah. I don't know. I don't have a lot of hate. So I don't rly care.

    3. clementine (Ted LOGAN)
      tedswastedlife 27 Jun 10

      Hey, I'm Natasha, I thought you were very sexxy heheheh

      Hey, natasha/jane, I'm Ted.
      And I think I'm sexxxy too.
      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHHEHEh

    4. clementine (Ted LOGAN)
      tedswastedlife 17 Jun 10

      What's the secret to happiness?

      masturbation

    5. clementine (Ted LOGAN)
      tedswastedlife 17 Jun 10

      What was the worst movie you've ever seen?

      the best worst movie was troll 2
      and the worst worst worst worst movie was strange wilderness. i felt embarrassed to watch it. my friends still give me a hard time about watching it with them

    6. clementine (Ted LOGAN)
      tedswastedlife responded to simplystephany 9 Jun 10

      'what kind of boy gets shy at his first exposure to group sex and old man smell?! what a pussy!' the soup 20 years <3

      D=
      WOAH
      I have not seen this!? HOW CAN THIS BE?

    7. clementine (Ted LOGAN)
      tedswastedlife 2 Jun 10

      If you could become any fictional character, who would you be?

      ted logan

    8. clementine (Ted LOGAN)
      tedswastedlife 1 Jun 10

      What was the best job you've ever had?

      this one tiem i found out that i was secretly running tons of underground societies devoted to fighting all over the country

    9. clementine (Ted LOGAN)
      tedswastedlife 1 Jun 10

      Do you believe in angels?

      lolololol
      at first i was all... but there are definitely such things as angles!

    10. clementine (Ted LOGAN)
      tedswastedlife 1 Jun 10

      If you could make one person fall in love with you who would it be?

      just one?!
      damn. xD
      if we're talking celebrities then HENRY IAN CUSAK COME HERE!!!

    11. clementine (Ted LOGAN)
      tedswastedlife 1 Jun 10

      Do you believe in life after death?

      idk
      but i believe in life after love
      and im not so sure about life after LOST
      CRIES

    12. clementine (Ted LOGAN)
      tedswastedlife 1 Jun 10

      Hey, i am denise, Junior Testing Coordinator on the Apple iPad, SOOOO Sweet btw we're looking for other people interested in qualifying to become a tester. In return you can keep the iPad which is best part. Seemy profile for more info http://www.formspri

      lolololz it got cut off
      XDDDDDDD
      SPAM FAIL

    13. clementine (Ted LOGAN)
      tedswastedlife 27 May 10

      1. wahts ur favorite movie? 2. wahts ur favorite crayon?

      TWO EQUALLY CHALLENGING QUESTIONS ANON.
      1. uhhhh.. ummmm... oh gosh. I have to pick one?! ERM. OK. THEN IT'S... 2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY

      2. fucking OUTER SPACE
      YEAH IT'S A COLOR. YOU MAD.

    14. clementine (Ted LOGAN)
      tedswastedlife 27 May 10

      What message would you want to put in a fortune cookie?

      4 8 15 15 23 42

    15. clementine (Ted LOGAN)
      tedswastedlife 27 May 10

      What was the happiest moment in your life?

      I've had many happy moments. But it was probably when I met John Green. I was seriously so happy I cried on the subway back.

    16. clementine (Ted LOGAN)
      tedswastedlife 27 May 10

      Star Trek or Star Wars?

      i'm not really into any of them... but my dad likes star trek, so i guess i'm obligated.

    17. clementine (Ted LOGAN)
      tedswastedlife 17 May 10

      have you seen www.imdbvip.com ? what movies are your favorites there?

      no i havent...
      go SPAM SOMEWHERE ELSE
      bitch

    18. clementine (Ted LOGAN)
      tedswastedlife responded to whaaatagain 15 May 10

      American Psycho...okay I like watched it once with my friends but I don't remember anything except for shitting maaah pants. I know you're laughing. stop...in the name of loveeee oh that and "this is not an exit"

      HAHAHHAHAHA. ok I stopped.
      KILL ALL YUPPIES

    19. clementine (Ted LOGAN)
      tedswastedlife responded to whaaatagain 15 May 10

      OMG. those two answers below me. I love when you quote from Fight Club. ORGY TIEMZZ! let's go to your house right now! me top. you bottom! kaaay?

      you always get the top!!!!!!
      no fair!!!! I haven't been on the top since grade school...

    20. clementine (Ted LOGAN)
      tedswastedlife 15 May 10

      Were you ever fired, if so why?

      yeah one time i worked at a fancy serving hall. but they were unhappy with the urine content of their soups.
      another time i worked as a projectionist...

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