This is a terrible question, too.

I'm not sure stooping to the same level shows much of anything except the same level of maturity.

Very rare.

I'm pretty sure they have once or twice, but I can't readily recall what happened there.

Well, I once went to the beach in this pair of swimming trunks that was evidently atrocious.

I'm sure @totallywitchin remembers all about it.

I don't really know much about either, so I can't say, but religion will tell you they are forever condemned beings.

Work hard.
One should work for what he has and by working hard, at least you know you've earned your luxuries.

My office.

I'm glad you're enjoying yourself. You should be, after all.

I think it's not necessarily the length of a question that determines the effort put into it, but rather how it's phrased and the content of the question.

If it's a simple question such as 'what's your favourite colour', I'd find it simple. (Not shallow, because showing interest in others is a good thing. Just simple.)

If you start asking about dreams or something a little more specific such as indirect advice or politics, then I'm going to assume you must be emotionally invested somewhere, and for me, that makes a bigger difference.

I would say I do, yes.

Debt is hard to measure when it's not in monetary form. If you wanted to be really particular, you could call the medical office you normally attend and ask them for a price quote, but I gather they might not have a final number for you.

A person's worth can only be measured by the individual in question. Even with a debt owed, I'm not sure I could say I'm such a good person that I would put my life up for theirs in return. I'd like to think I would, and of course that's the good answer, but I don't know how plausible that is.

I saw how much came up from this and admittedly, it is a wildly inappropriate question to be putting out there. This whole inquiry sort of makes it seem like you're putting Miss Layla up for sexual slavery or something, which sits poorly with me.

But she's a beautiful young lady and from what I've always seen, sweet if not the slightest bit preoccupied sometimes. If anyone's going to have sexual relations with her, I should hope it's someone very worthy of being in her presence.

This question is /still/ tremendously improper.

My sense of style, of course.
You just can't beat argyle.

Holy Saint Francis.
♫ Who run the world? Girls! ♫

It's stuck with me forever.

Because my flat is a rather charming place for me to live. I have a considerable amount of space and I think it really suits me and my tastes.

Again, see invoices.

I suppose six business days considering even if I don't spend time with friends or go to the theatre that I still visit Mum every Sunday for tea.

This is sad, but if I had my invoices, yes.

Should I want to tolerate a thousand years of solitude? Absolutely not. And I doubt I will.

Well, if you were exceptionally noisy while eating your chicken bones, I see how that could be a problem...

Fortunately, I've never had this problem. But I suppose if I had to... I would use my oh-so-impeccable charm to point them in the direction of some Ice Breakers.

Honestly let's really take a look at this question.
Me throwing a party would be the equivalent of me putting together a stage performance.

No one is going to want to go to that.