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every question or comment will receive in return either a hyperintelligent response or a noncommittal moose.

Recent Responses

    1. atang
      tangmaster 19 Jul 12

      i miss you

      I miss my narwhal. OH WAIT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA

    2. atang
      tangmaster 19 Jul 12

      narration

      And yet, while slaked, his entrails rested throughout the golden lights of the bran-flecked morn, almost as to be the dust on the leaf on the piano on the treetops of the collectivized soul of anthropomorphized voices of water-borne phagic love.

    3. atang
      tangmaster 19 Jul 12

      do you smoke?

      NEVER
      I WOULD SOONER HANG MYSELF WITH A NARWHAL

    4. atang
      tangmaster 19 Dec 11

      NOT I SIR, BUT KING ARTHUR.

      AH, 'TIS MY MISTAKE THEN ALONE, FOR I HAD MYSELF ASSUMED THY INCOMPETENCE TO BE YOUR OWN. BUT 'SOOTH, WHAT IS ONCE THOUGHT MINE COULD BE DISCOVERED AS PORTENTS OF A KINGLY SWINE; MAY THE ORIGINAL BIRTH OF YOUR WORDS BE SIMILARLY DIVINE.

    5. atang
      tangmaster 1 Oct 11

      Cats and meese were never meant to be anyway.

      says who, asshole? you? learn to pluralize correctly or shut the fuck up

    6. atang
      tangmaster 1 Oct 11

      i want your kit kats all of them

      I don't have any, my kitten left me and my cats are nonexistent

    7. atang
      tangmaster 27 Jun 11

      i like you

      I'VE BEEN FANNED

    8. atang
      tangmaster 27 Jun 11

      LICK ME LIKE A LOLLIPOP

      I actually suck lollipops, bub, so I guess you're flat out of luck here. Better find yourself a new town to ride like a barstool.

    9. atang
      tangmaster 27 Jun 11

      ANSWER HONESTLY

      Ok.

      Moo.

    10. atang
      tangmaster 27 Jun 11

      DO YOU HAVE A BOEHNER

      NO BUT I HAVE A MOOSE--OH NVM

    11. atang
      tangmaster 27 Jun 11

      IS YOUR NAME ANTHONY WEINER

      YOU CAN CALL ME ANYTHING AS LONG AS YOU ACTUALLY CAN'T

    12. atang
      tangmaster 27 Jun 11

      IS BARNEY'S BEST FRIEND REALLY NAMED BJ

      IS MINE???

    13. atang
      tangmaster 4 Jun 11

      is the reason you always take so long to respond to your FS that you have to think up a really witty response to every question that'll make me lol until the cows come home?

      no. usually i just am not afflicted with the requisite level of boredom to answer em, or in this case the BAC.

    14. atang
      tangmaster 4 Jun 11

      C U NEXT TUESDAY

      hi ln. i think. well...unless.......AUNTIE MISOOK????

    15. atang
      tangmaster 4 Jun 11

      boxa shorts ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)

      UNLESS I SAG MASSIVELY I LOOK TERRIBLE IN THEM SO DO AS YOU WISH BUT LET ME WEAR MY PANTS OVER THEM

    16. atang
      tangmaster 4 Jun 11

      YOU CAN GO EAT YOUR SHORTS!!!!

      well actually i didn't bring any shorts...like...anywhere.........

    17. atang
      tangmaster 4 Jun 11

      ARE YOU MY BEST FRIEND!??!!?

      my best friend is currently a cat named Mouse. so...draw your own conclusions, i suppose.

    18. atang
      tangmaster 4 Jun 11

      My name is Kristi

      YOUR NAME IS BUM

    19. atang
      tangmaster 4 Jun 11

      i....think...i....wrote....that....question....high

      well CECILLE maybe you should get the lowdown (HEH HEH HEH HEH) on hash. if you know what i mean.

    20. atang
      tangmaster 29 Apr 11

      what....would....you.....do.....if....poop....could.....fly

      wear ponchos. obviously.

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atang’s Bio

bios are scary. i dislike them. except, except, the RNAi inhibitors that can induce sequence-specific silencing of viral replicators are SO COOL!!!! also i am the worst drawer in the world.