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I have the right to remain silent. Anything I say can and will be twisted to suit some asshole's needs.
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Until my brain fries or my stomach explodes.
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It's the wave of the future, whether we want it or not. And you can never have to many ways to access the internet.
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IT'S A CONSPIRACY MAN! WE'RE GETTING FED BAD INFORMATION BY THE CARROT LOBBY! THEY'RE FEEDING US A BUNCH OF LIES!!
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I'm too mainstream to be alternative.
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Call up Ratchet & Clank. They've got a quest to go on.
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Projectile vomiting.
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ITS RAINING SIDEWAYS
Sounds rough. Do you have an umbrella?
HAD ONE
Where is it?
INSIDE OUT TWO MILES AWAY
Is there anything we can do for you?
BRING ME SOME SOUP
What kind?
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Armageddon approacheth..........now is not the time for frivolity....
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Got the cans, but no real way of cooking them without electricity. But we live next door to a sheriff, so firearms are in ready supply.
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This moment right now.......no, this one....no, this one......no..........
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Raging Chicken. I'd be a master at running around and pissing my pants.
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Someone female with nice legs.
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Well, I did like Avatar: The Last Airbender.......Toph was pretty badass......sure, let's integrate.
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Random movie lines. Then I start quoting them and wierding people out.
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I'm no Stacy Keibler and I severely doubt you are Torrie Wilson.
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Justin Beiber. That asshole needs to stop ruining music and just go away.
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I like shorts, they're comfy and easy to wear. I wear socks all the time, even in winter.
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