what a fantastic question hahahahhahahah

Lucy is in jail for domestic violence, in need of anger management.
Mike got blackmailed and killed a man in crazy self-defense. (I seriously can't imagine mike committing a crime unless he was forced into it)
Paulo got into a gang and was caught in a gang fight, alongside trying to deal drugs.
David wanted to be Lupin III but unfortunately he's daft and was caught during a heist.
Augustus for being Augustus (robbery, etc)
Abbey embezzled from the corrupt corporate he works for.
Daisy was peer pressured into robbing a clothing store.
Jasmine blew up an abortion clinic.
Sue blew up Jasmine's lobbying group.
Jessica killed Tess because of all the slander.
Rachel is a prostitute.
Katie stole jewelry and was the one that pressured Daisy to steal.
Stacy was LARPing and accidentally stabbed her team mate.
Amaya refused to cooperate with police investigations.

HAAAA