Moonrise Kingdom
The Royal Tenenbaums
The Life Aquatic

Yes.. allergy season.

Pretty much any time I've tried to get a group of friends together to do something that requires a lot of people to be fun.

As of now, 'The Stable Song' by Gregory Alan Isakov

No thanks. I don't care for Ke$ha and I dislike her music. The last thing we need is more "artists" talking about how swag and balla they is. If I only had a dime for every time a mainstream artist said, "the party don't start til I walk in."

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If you could change the ending of any fairytale, which one would you choose and how would you end it?

I'm not a big fan of any vaccine. We go around shooting medication in our arms and forcing pills down our kids throats to prevent things but then we end up with a bunch of unwanted side effects.

I don't think it always encourages girls to have sex but the earliest age I could feel comfortable with my daughter having sex would be maybe 16 or so. The same would apply if I had a son. Teenage sex is going to happen but I'm going to emphasize to my kids that they are capable of creating life and because of that, they are responsible for the consequences of their actions.

Wild and pretty birds are okay (birds like goldfinches, owls, cardinals, and blue birds). We have bird feeders at our house so there's usually a bunch in our backyard. City birds are boring.. robins and pigeons... SNORE. Then beach birds like seagulls and those tiny ones that run really fast on the beach are fun to feed but they can get kind of annoying.

Thankfully not.

Mmmm.. yes. (hello)

Can't dive.. :( I always end up hitting on my back.

Only from a boat. I don't fish very much. My dad kinda ruined it for me when I was a kid. He'd go and drag me along all the time. I'd fish for a little bit but never catch anything so I'd just play around the lake for a few minutes before getting bored. So many bored days just kinda turned me off from fishing altogether.

NO. Fucking hate it. Barely hit a ball the wrong way and it goes flying across the room for someone to have to chase before it gets stuck under a piece of furniture. It's so fucking annoying. When I play any sport or game, I don't want a bunch of delays in the game because you have to chase a ball every 5 seconds.

They're kinda relaxing I guess, but only those good quality big ones. The little banana shaped ones that you can hang anywhere are kinda the opposite.

Nah.. I think it leads to an increase in underage blowing up condoms like balloons, laughing, and throwing them at people.

YES.. "Come on already! My clothes are going out of style!"

Tee hee

When I was 14, I did something stupid that made my dad tell me he didn't know when he could trust me again. Since then if I'm having a shitty day, I just remember how bad it could be. The only days or situations that come close are when I feel I'm at risk of losing a good friend or loved one because I made a poorly thought out decision.

For example: One time, a best friend (and co-worker) told me she was going to quit work. Being that she was an awesome worker, I told our boss because with advanced warning of possibly losing a great worker, he would pay more attention to the issue and maybe give her a raise or something to keep her working with us... Anyway, she found out I told him and became very angry with me. For the rest of the night I pretty much had an anxiety attack, fearing that I was going to lose a friend. Turns out the next day she had already gotten over it, but that night and the moment before I found out everything was cool was absolute hell for me.

So as you can see, my worst days involve close friends and family and when I lose their trust or let them down or something.