Did the chicken come before the egg?

Captain Jack Sparrow

Yes, when I was a teenager. I wish I still had it. It was a no fear skateboard. Le sigh

coffee

I'm still alive, I guess.

Sometimes I don't sleep for days. Mostly.

I see I have to trim that blue mustache before going to work tomorrow. Nah, I just see a short alien space monkey robot. *hides under le beautiful bed and sneezes*

Are you asking me because I remind you of Katniss from The Hunger Games?
Just admit it, don't be shy.

I no b sad. I b lost and I cannot find meself. Arr.

Once my friend (Nawal) and I were feeling particularly feisty so we ordered a seafood platter. It had this jellyfish kind of thing and it was so gross we gagged.
I don't think it was cooked.

I don't know. Maybe a little. I feel lousy.

I think my height intimidates people. When I tower under people, it's horrible. 5'

I might but I'll charge you $50 per hour. And you can stay out the whole night. I can't sleep.

Pirates of the Caribbean
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeEZ4HbIqTM&context=C4ed0963ADvjVQa1PpcFNbNu0RcJcE4yUsshSD9Uq9N5TSs3f-bDE=

Play

A jar of dirt

A dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest... honestly, it's the honest ones you have to watch out for.

Sun Goes Down by David Jordan

It can fly, become a submarine, go into space, go underground, become a bicycle, it could become so compact you could carry it in your bag, plays music according to your mood, and makes you a cheese sandwich, and you can also live in it.

from the bottom when i'm in a good mood

Sometimes I remember them. I had a dream that Gollum was following me.,