A few days ago. The next time I do laundry will be either tonight or tomorrow.

My honesty.

Wtf? Surely you would be aware that you'll witness some very unpleasant things when you get into a job like that?! Some people are a bit dense indeed!

Oh I have. I won't go into the full details of the situation but this girl once tried it on with me (as in tried to start a fight). I was fuming but I forced myself to walk outside and calm down before I knocked her block off. She was shorter than me, I could have easily wiped the floor with her. But I refused because to me, fighting is tacky. And to this day I am proud of myself for doing so. I believe heavily in karma and so I don't agree with 'seeking revenge' in any way.

Unless there's something wrong with the food, I don't like it or I'm unwell, I don't generally spit my food out.

I always put it on a hook if there's one available. I hate putting my bags on toilet floors. They're revolting.

Yup. You can have all the money in the world but still be one big lonely ass motherhubba. Then again, if you have lots of friends then it's almost a given you'll have lots of drama in your life...maybe you're better off being a rich, lonely motherhubba after all :P I don't know, lol

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LOL! Well I have no intentions of ever getting chunky again so I wouldn't need to sign such a contract. But I do understand the intentions behind them. I don't find fat or chubby men attractive in any way and I wouldn't want to ever date one let alone marry one. The contract would have to allow for weight gain due to medical reasons, though. We're all entitled to be attracted to who and what we're attacted to. People who act like all that matters is "inner beauty" are so full of shit.

I am not conceited and wouldn't think anybody would be...but sadly there is. An ex friend. And they're beyond pathetic. The funny thing is when I knew this person they spent half their time trying to be like me (they told me they did this) and then when we stopped being friends they started to accuse me of copying them/wanting to be like them. Utter nonsense, I've never tried to be like anyone but myself my whole life (with the exception of maybe wanting to be like a singer I liked or something like that...but never ever someone I knew in real life). Ever since they also spent their time following me around online and bitching about me on twitter. Everybody needs a hobby!

I'm welsh so we tend to repeat ourselves a lot and our most common phrases are contradictory. We're known for saying 'I'll do it in a minute now' and I say that ALL the damn time even though I know it doesn't make sense because I can't fecking do it a minute now.

Omg when people say 'I could care less' when they mean 'I couldn't care less'...Ahhhhh that drives me insane.

Both. I want it to do its job but still look appealing to me.

Nope

Aim for grass? Lol

Nope

I wouldn't be able to tolerate someone who was an extremist of any kind.

I have had that sort of response from people after complimenting them and it is a little off-putting. It's good to acknowledge your talents and good attributes but it's not necessary to act like a conceited dick bag.

I don't know, it depends on how much of a chance there is. If there's a big chance I'd do it and get breast implants.

I hate going to the doctor's. Mostly because they rarely listen and I just hate having to let some stranger fucken poke and prod me. Although given how many times I have been poked and prodded during visits to the doctor for my period problems you'd think I'd be used to it.