i have no idea! i honestly have very little grasp of what interests we share and what we have in common. which; well, being very different people definitely doesn't preclude friendship, but it does make it harder to think of activities enjoyable for both parties.

pinball cafe seems to be my default these days, when i don't know where to take people.

...oh god, did sidney prescott just move to town?

fff i was really confused as to what this was and not braining properly, so i hit the 'ask followers' button thinking something would happen. SORRY FOLLOWERS.

banjo!

but ,uh. not very well. i.... know basically nothing about music. and i'm pretty rusty because i stopped practicing for a couple months there. buuuuuut i'm trying to get back in the habit. gonna be the next hit banjo rock star! best since, uh. you know. that... famous... banjo... rock star dude.

deal with satan. works wonders, every time!

i didn't have a soul to begin with, so i just give him foot massages. he's a nice guy!

oh, brawn, definitely.

STOP, DROP, AND ROLL.

sorry, ellen page is kind of shy and prefers to keep our activities private.

an old hearse, a la enid coleslaw.

of course , mystery person! i only have eyes for you, whoever you are.

maybeeeeee.

(...that's a very fourth-grade answer, i know, but this is a very fourth-grade question!)

golly, where can i start? it is made of gold and diamonds and hidden in nifty chests buried deep under the beaches of uncharted islands! at least, if it's of the pirate variety. the other kind isn't usually made out of gold. but it's still nice. the other kind is soft and squishy and cute. so it's all good!

GENGAR. ...wait, not gengar?

...i, uh, drat. maybe feraligatr? i was always kinda partial to totodile and its evolutions.

gengar. gengar gengar gengar. always.

...am i misremembering in thinking that you did a survey of this exact question around ESA back when you went here?

b'ahhhh i feel like i'm just going to spew out a list of the typical things. i like quirky humour and the ability to be intelligent and sarcastic without thinking oneself superior to the people around them; articulacy; an interest in queer and feminist discourse; imagination; a curiousity and boldness that'll give me the kick in the ass i need to go out and have fun with life; empathy and kindness and a lack of inhibition against getting angry and standing up for one's beliefs when it's called for.

also, knowing about nifty movies and music i've never heard of before is pretty spiffy.

oh believe me, i've got all kinds of stuff in my head. there's this big storyline i have that i'd like to make into a graphic novel, but i don't have the discipline to sit down and do it, and i don't even know where i'd start. also i don't know if it would appeal to anybody else; in a lot of ways it's fan service for myself, but it's the kind of fan-service you don't get to see in the mainstream -- sarcastic boi-dykes and gender discourse and alternate dimensions alongside mutants and guns and intelligent zombies. it's probably actually really dumb, but i get excited about it.

zombie movies, my obese cat, and bein' stupid with michelle.

michellle veronesi, my beautiful daughter.

buy a rocketship with a built-in movie theatre and stock up on junk food and video games and movies and possibly some oversized guns, and pay some people to be my friends/minions; then blast into space to have the greatest adventure of all time.

that or moist. and 'moist orgasm' is probably the most off-putting phrase possible.