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    1. Boss Tweed (Spam line)
      spaMagearTweed responded to triviasspam1 2h

      do you think people who build up super popular tumblr accounts are dumb? if they just made a normal webpage, they could get ad revenue [5]

      But they would be less likely to get the traffic...

    2. Boss Tweed (Spam line)
      spaMagearTweed responded to Quesowifmanzana 2h

      This little light of mine. [4]

      I'm gonna let it shine!

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDLDb9LkjsM

      Play

    3. Boss Tweed (Spam line)
      spaMagearTweed responded to Kazleberry 2h

      If someone spends a lot of time looking in the mirror do you generally assume they are vain? [6]

      Not necessarily...

    4. Boss Tweed (Spam line)
      spaMagearTweed responded to Emmalina 3h

      Is your pet a good judge of character? [6]

      The cats don't care...

    5. Boss Tweed (Spam line)
      spaMagearTweed responded to Emmalina 3h

      What would you think if your dog, who is hypothetically normally very kind and placid with strangers, took a profound dislike to someone you know and wouldn't let them inside without nipping, barking and growling? [6]

      I'd probably put the dog outside...

    6. Boss Tweed (Spam line)
      spaMagearTweed responded to triviasspam1 3h

      this is the grossest kind of dog. i've never seen one that didn't have gross brownness around the mouth. wdyt is the most gross dog [7]

      The chihuahua. Brown around the mouth is fine. Looking like a rat is not.

    7. Boss Tweed (Spam line)
      spaMagearTweed responded to Stopitcaro 4h

      Which of all the events you've gone to has had the largest attendance of people? (Music festivals, sporting events, etc.) Approximately how many people were there? [5]

      It's hard to say... I regularly go to football games that have 100,000+ in attendance... Probably the biggest was the Fourth of July celebration at the national mall, although I couldn't begin to guess how many people were there...

    8. Boss Tweed (Spam line)
      spaMagearTweed responded to TOXlC 4h

      What are some of your favourite quotes? [4]

      "The problem with quotes you find on the internet is that sometimes they aren't real."
      -Albert Einstein

    9. Boss Tweed (Spam line)
      spaMagearTweed responded to Stopitcaro 4h

      What part(s) of history do you know the most about? Tell me what you know regarding that/those part(s) of history.

      American history in the semi-modern era. Well actually I used to, but I've been blinded by science so I've forgotten it all...

    10. Boss Tweed (Spam line)
      spaMagearTweed responded to TOXlC 4h

      If for every year of your life you gave up, you received a 10 fold increase in your current bank balance... how many years would you give up (if any)? [5]

      Well, I mean, it's not like I have a definite lifespan... So I would happily give up 10 or 15 years for 100 to 150 times as much money as I have...

    11. Boss Tweed (Spam line)
      spaMagearTweed responded to TOXlC 6h

      Do you think rabbits/bunnies are cute? I actually think they are VERY ugly and creepy. Ever since this goosebumps thing when I was young. I just want to like smash their heads in until their eyes pop out and they lie there lifeless. [6]

      Really? But they're so cute and fuzzy!

    12. Boss Tweed (Spam line)
      spaMagearTweed responded to TOXlC 6h

      Does the sight of blood make you nauseous? [7]

      No. It doesn't make me nauseated either.

    13. Boss Tweed (Spam line)
      spaMagearTweed responded to Emmalina 8h

      Steve Jobs' last words, as he looked over his family and then someplace beyond them, were "Oh wow, oh wow, oh wow" - what do you like to imagine could have caused such an expression? [10]

      Honestly, the fact that he wanted to have last words that sounded mysterious and stuff...

    14. Boss Tweed (Spam line)
      spaMagearTweed responded to PenelopePuppet 9h

      How do you take your coffee? [20]

      Straight and made with tea leaves instead of coffee beans.

    15. Boss Tweed (Spam line)
      spaMagearTweed responded to CL0UD9BEATZ212 11h

      Everyone tag @mrsdaleyy [24]

      @CL0UD9BEATZ212

    16. Boss Tweed (Spam line)
      spaMagearTweed responded to CL0UD9BEATZ212 11h

      Tag a user with nice bewbs [11]

      @WMagearTweed

    17. Boss Tweed (Spam line)
      spaMagearTweed responded to CL0UD9BEATZ212 13h

      18+ SPAM no underage bewbs allowed. What's your bra size? Imma 36C [25]

      57QQQ

    18. Boss Tweed (Spam line)
      spaMagearTweed responded to Quesowifmanzana 23 May

      One last query before I rest: Could I pull off an arm tattoo like that? What about a chain hanging off my neck, backwards, falling onto my back, with a Harry Potter Deathly Hallows emblem on the chain/necklace? Black necklace or gold? Shading around it? [6]

      My advice to anyone who wants any sort of tattoo: Think about how old you plan on getting before you die, and then think about what the tattoo will look like when you have achieved that age. Once you have considered that, it's up to you whether it's worth it.

    19. Boss Tweed (Spam line)
      spaMagearTweed responded to Quesowifmanzana 23 May

      Like you, make me want to act like a girl, paint my nails and curl my hair [8]

      Rock it girl!

    20. Boss Tweed (Spam line)
      spaMagearTweed responded to TOXlC 23 May

      heydoyourememberthis? [5]

      No.

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Boss Tweed (Spam line)’s Bio

The planet Skyron in the Andromeda galaxy

I hold deeply unpopular opinions. Deal with it.

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